Ah, New Malden is just up the road from me. I go there quite often because my friend lives there. Doesn't it have the most Koreans out of everywhere, except Korea? That's so crazy. Crazy Koreans. Enjoy the Koreans!! GOOD LUCK, I hope you get there, I hope this snow pisses off. xx
Oh no. Yeah that sounds pretty bad. How did you break your ankle?! Did you fall off something high?
YES, I hate the snow. Usually I love it, but I plan to fly in a week from Gatwick, so I am pisssssed. Otherwise, I'm alright, Christmas is exciting. xx
HELLO! How the hell are you?? Yeah, it's been quite a while. Happy Monday to you too.
In the southern land of warmth it's actually fucking freezing. It was sunny yesterday but it was just trickery, it was still freezing. How is it in Scotland? I hear it's full of batter? x
Haha, you fucking wino. I bet half the "sick days" taken in Scotland are booze related in some way. I'm glad your cousins wedding ended with a bang though.
It's snowing right now! I fucking love the snow. You probably get it more often there, but I just can't get enough. xx
Why, thank you! I'm honoured. In all honesty, the vagina hunting is at a stand still. I think it's to do with the recession. There's just none on the market these days. None of my booby traps are working either.
Haaha, GOOD! We can be traumatised together. Not a night has passed since I saw it where I haven't dreamt of it and woke up in a cold sweat and crying. I look like I should be in The Blair Witch Project. FUCK DAT SHIT! xx
Haha, I'm a div, that was pretty obvious really. Anyway, that was the most beautiful rendition I've ever heard. We should form a band and enter The X-Factor. "We're following our dreams! We just want to sing!" xx
heya :) i have something for you not entirely sure where to paste it tho hehe...but yea im feeeling better thanks :D how ya doin ???????"whats under the kilt??? HAGIIS!!!"
Hahha, don't worry! She's been targetted. I've just thought of something better than "Vagina Hunter"...What does 'hunt' rhyme with that also means vagina? Maybe it's too offensive to some people to use though. xx
Haha. Okay, I apologise on behalf of my dead (yet crack addicted) nan. I'll send you some crack ASAP! I'll break into my grandma's stash. "My 65 year old nan, her name is Sheila, she's always on the phone to her mother fucking dealer." xx
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Ah, New Malden is just up the road from me. I go there quite often because my friend lives there. Doesn't it have the most Koreans out of everywhere, except Korea? That's so crazy. Crazy Koreans. Enjoy the Koreans!! GOOD LUCK, I hope you get there, I hope this snow pisses off. xx
Hahaha, ohh Jagerbombs. I might have guessed.
You're away too? Where? I know, we knew this weather was coming for weeks, why didn't anyone prepare?! Stupid fuckers.
Off to Florida, I need my bi-annual dose of Disney. God I love it there. xx
Oh no. Yeah that sounds pretty bad. How did you break your ankle?! Did you fall off something high?
YES, I hate the snow. Usually I love it, but I plan to fly in a week from Gatwick, so I am pisssssed. Otherwise, I'm alright, Christmas is exciting. xx
HALLO. Not too bad! How are you? It's been a while, what have you been up to? HOW'S THE SNOW WHERE YOU ARE?
In the southern land of warmth it's actually fucking freezing. It was sunny yesterday but it was just trickery, it was still freezing. How is it in Scotland? I hear it's full of batter? x
Haha, you fucking wino. I bet half the "sick days" taken in Scotland are booze related in some way. I'm glad your cousins wedding ended with a bang though.
It's snowing right now! I fucking love the snow. You probably get it more often there, but I just can't get enough. xx
How is your life in sunny Scotland? xx
Haha, It better do! I just took the hunting to a new level. xx
You had sex with my dead nan?! That's just plain wrong.
Even for you!
I also prefer crack. Love to the Scottish gingers! xx
Do you also do heroin?
Only jokinggg. I like Scotland, my Grandma's Scottish...
She's also a heroin addict. xx