well its been awhile .. but heres a couple jokes(:

[Danny]

Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...
So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow

I swear girls can be so ungrateful sometimes. I made her breakfast in bed, and instead of saying "Thank you",
She's all like..."How did u get into my house?"

That awkward moment when kids see a toy they want on TV but the can't get it because their parents must be 18 or older.

[WaterFish22]

That awkward moment when kids see a toy they want on TV but the can't get it because their parents must be 18 or older. (I swear i'm 18 and pregnant and I need it for my new baby.)

LOL I have more....

I was at walmart this one time and they where giving away free knives. So I was in college and I wanted one. So when I was ready to get one they said you had to be at least 21 years or older and I was bummer Since I was only 20 back then.

Then when I was 21 year old I wanted to sign up for this apartment so I could rent it and they were like we need to have your parents sign for you. I mean like come on when do we grow up any more? Yeah, it wasn't like I didn't have the money to afford it back then either.

[ISAAH06]

First one I dont get, must be a TS thing.
Second one's ok but getting bit old now.
Third one is funny but you just fucked it up totally. Sposed to be an adult supervising, or any number of things. But "a toy they want on tv" doesnt even make sense.

But oh well, at least you tried.