The man in the rain...and whatever happens after

[iSeeDumbPeople]

Written by Nicole, Konnor, Anna, Bent, Kotonashi, (let me know if I left your name out):


i was walking in the rain
and I saw a sign that said Bolt.com
then i read it
so, i decided to see what the hubaloo was all about
I walk in and saw a young girl
the young girl pretended to be a porn star
I called her miss jailbait
She was wearing underwear that didn't match and posing in a unwashed mirror
I think I saw her picture once before from failblog
where she was an active member
So I did the only reasonable thing I sent her a friend request
she replied, asking if I have webcam
and informed me for only $10 I can have a live show
but there is a free 3-day trial
and i said, care for a cigarette?
she said "my parents won't let me smoke"
when she gave me a preview I saw she had a mysterious bulge...
So I asked what kind of site was this
i thought the bulge was kinda awesome but it worried me
Turns out it was a gerbil
i asked her about it
She said she used it to keep warm since she didn't have pubic hair
i asked if the gerbil had a name, she said "yes...Usermap"
I suddenly noticed that the gerbil also had a bulge
"usermap?" he said. "does this mean it leads you somewhere?"
i wanted to follow its directions
but they were confusing
Because I couldn't read Japanese
so i grabbed my sword
she asked if the sword could be used to kill her baby's daddy
he was behind on those payments again and has it coming to him
Who was a magical troll named Bob from Minnesota
the land of that jerkoff favre

Bob was on the Bolt watch list as a sex offender for a long time
and banned from coming 100 yards of chucky cheese or a school....
He was fond of watching old Hanson videos
e thought they were Hanson girls
and listening to miley
he thought the girl with the gerbil looked like miley and it made him feel all warm and tingly inside
He would touch him self for hours while eating grilled cheese sandwiches watching her and Usermap
and after one statement, he realized he owed his credit card company over $1,000 for visiting the website
that no good scamming bitch
so i grabbed my sword
and looked up their ip address
which was also magical
but not from Minnesota
and booked a ticket to visit them
so i hopped the plain
and hid my sword so they wouldn't suspect i'm a terrorist
though I had meant to travel by plane but the plains would suffice
I mounted a limping stallion
That hadn't been updated to the current year
and that was all in Japanese
But luckily I had worked as a geisha once at a 2 dollar whore house in LA
So I would atleast be able to offer a 6 mins hand job to a travelling Japanese salesman in exchange for a translation
unfortunately i just learned the bad words, which didn't help, but i seduced a japanese man to show me the way
so i grabbed his sword
and threatened to cut off his fingers if he didn't fix the GPS
it worked, and he set my gps
To Minnesoate because he had mistaken Bob from Minnesota has having actually been from Minneisota
unfortunately because of the threat, he added a tracking device to my gps which means the japanese govt was following me
but i didn't know this
In Giant Robots no less
so i rode my horse along the dusty trail
My only hope was to find a group of teenagers that wore color specific clothing and also rode giant robots
but i had to stop at Hotel California - with mirrors on the ceiling and pink champagne on ice
I stayed too long and the boys of summer where all gone
so i rented a girl and told her to shutupp and get on my horse
she took off her clothes and got on me when i was sleeping
Which isnt a sword at all but a Japanese buisnessman's middle finger
I woke up to her grinding on my knee...I looked down and noticed that she had a ...
and i woke up to a terrible feeling
BULGE!
so i grabbed my sword
and she started carressing it
Before I had a chance to react the corpse of the Japanese buisnessman was flung through the window


ed to make tracks anyways, have a scammer to destroy
credits rool
Cue weird Italian love theme
hahaha to be continued.....
would be better than some movies i have watched, lol

Imagine it in Imax
I can see the trailer now
A man with a past
A girl with a bulge
A stranger with a sword
In this strange land of mystery they will all come together on
The Road to Minnesota
Starring Miley Cyrus