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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee.
Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.

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Comment by wordbaby on April 26, 2013 at 6:13pm

nitrous oxide is no good

Comment by Medicine Lady on April 25, 2013 at 2:04am

Are you going to paste that UD link in every comment you make here? I don't think the rest of us are as much retarded like you and haven't seen it already.

Comment by Medicine Lady on April 24, 2013 at 7:04pm

Oh, I should probably mention that I copied and pasted that infinity symbol and also copied and pasted a html code to make it larger, before Aininlondon attacks me.

Comment by Medicine Lady on April 24, 2013 at 7:01pm

Isaah:
Aininlondon: 0

Comment by Medicine Lady on April 21, 2013 at 4:50pm

Aininlondon must have very little to do since he looked this shit up and what the fuck? Isaah never claimed that he made it anyway are you seriously accusing him for copying?

Comment by Meow on April 20, 2013 at 6:53am

taking up poetry these days dave, i never realized what a sophisticated and deep guy you were.

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