Political Correctness...Can't a guy even do a murder anymore?!

[Chester]

What kind of world do we live in? With people telling you what to do all the time. I can't even smoke in hospitals. I'm not even allowed to be racist. I can't even touch a kid without being called a paedophile, all of a sudden. The fucking world's gone mad.

Suppose I can't even punch my girlfriend around anymore without being accused of "domestic violence".

Okay, okay, so I beat up an Indian?! Suppose I'm a racist now...

Oh what? So all a sudden sleeping with 15 year olds is a crime?? Oh I'm SUCH a bad man...

Murders a crime now then? Oh well then you better "arrest" me then, I'm such a "criminal". So I dumped his body on the train tracks, I'm such a criminal...Cuh.

Why don't you go and arrest some REAL criminals instead of just PESTERING ordinary people, trying to get on with their lives.

So I cut up his body and pushed little cubes of it down the sink?? Fucking political correctness, man.

I BET I can't even go outside and be racist to Jews! Unbelievable.

I probably can't go into somebody's shop, shit on their floor, without being accused of some sort of public disorder offence! Some kind of crazy, upside-down, black-is-white, stupid world we're living in now. GOD!

I BET you, I can't even go outside, set fire to a Rabbi's head, without someone accusing me of "infringing his human rights."

I BET you, I can't even get a little Chinese fella and lock him in my cupboard without someone from Amnesty International coming round and accusing me of infringing HIS human rights.

I suppose you wanna live in a world where you don't just hit your girlfriend outside a restaurant?? HELLO! DREAMWORLD! Wake up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I beat up a Chinaman and now I'M a racist. I'M the bad guy. All of a sudden beating up gays is "bad" too. It's like I woke up one morning and beating up gays is "bad". Yeah I'm "homophobic".

Fucking world's gone mad.

I bet you I can't even get my grandpa, get him in a headlock and slap his head about.