So today while walking home from a lady friend's house I saw a figure in the fog. As I got closer I noticed it was a pigeon. It was odd, as pigeons don't normally wander this far west in this town. Stranger still was the fact that it was by itself just walking down the sidewalk. Curious, I kept walking towards him, and him me. As I approached him, he cocked his head and cooed. I wasn't quite sure what to do and just said "sup" and kept walking. He did as well. In retrospect, it was quite strange. I should have taken him home and shared a beer with the dude, because he was a cool cat. I could have fed him bread and bacon, and he could have shit on some poor bastards head for my entertainment. Hopefully I run into him again.
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