My Letter to the Ku Klux Klan

[Chester]

I thought I'd have some ironic fun. I wrote an email to the KKK. It is a joke, I'm not a fan of those hooded funsters. Their email address is [e-mail] - It's awfully fun. DO IT!!

Dear Ku Klux Klan,

Hello. Can I be your friend? How are you? You seem friendly.

I was looking at your website and liked some of your ideas. They seem very reasonable.
In England, you can't even hate black people anymore. It's political correctness gone mad. Can you hate black people in America? In England you can't.

What is the position on jews? Over here they're allowed to go into shops and even be your friend. I imagine things are different in America.

I hate Mexicans! Do you hate Mexicans? In England we don't have many. But I still hate them though.

I would be a good Klansman.

What do you think about Italians? I think they're wankers. I'm not sure though. I think I'll think whatever you think. Do you hate them?

I liked the section on your website on Fine Racialist Art.The pictures are very pretty. I think if we all did racialist art, the world would be a much better place and there would be much better pictures. I've drawn a picture of some white people ignoring a black man. Do you like it? I'm sending it as an attachment.

Oh well. Gotta go now. I liked our chat. We are friends now, aren't we? I hope we get to talk again.

Your friend,

Scott :)

I haven't heard back yet :(
Wankers.

[Chester]

Lol. Okay. I'll get my Fine Racialist Art up shortly. Straight after I finish my draft to Storm Front. They seem like the KKK, only more modern and sexy.

[Blacksmith]

I want to see the picture! But nice lol.

[The_Almighty_Stan]

Where's the picture?

[SirReal Killer]

hahahahahahahaha.

Just seeing if they are smart enough to sense the irony is going to be mad fun!