little red ridding hood

[dale allton]

little red riding hood was getting ready to go and visit her grandmother
in the forest and her mother said: "you'd better not go out tonight
little red riding hood because the big bad wolf's out and you know what he'll do. he'll lift up your little red dress,pull down your little red panties
and screw your littlered socks off."


but little red riding hood pulled out a shotgun and said:"don't worry
mum, i've got it coved."


so she was walking through the forest when she came across yhe three littlepigs. one of them ran out of the brick house and said "you shouldn't be out tonight little red riding hood! the big bad wolf's out and you know what he'll do if he cathes you. he'll lift your little red dress up. pull down your little red panties and screw your
little red socks off."


so she pulled out the shotgun and said: "don't worry i got it covered!"


as she continued through the forest she came across th big bad wolf and
he said: you shouldn't have come out tonight little red riding hood because uuou what i'm going to do.
i'm going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and screw your little red socks off."


so she lifted her little red dress, pulled down her little red panties, lay down on her back with her legs apart, pointed the shotgun at him and said "no! your going to eat me like the book says."

[Vinyl Doll]

oh my that poor child. useing gun's is so outdated. all that noise and messy. now they have those sensers that can pinpoint excact gunshot location's in many u.s. city's. so miss rideing hood would be arrested with un fuzzy handcuff's and we all know that's no fun :(

she should do like me. some unwanted wolf boy want's to take some just simply say ok! then i say "must have protection first" reach into my purse pull out a light bulb and hand it to him saying "i like to see when i have fun" he will hold it looking confused, pull out my 400,000 volt shocker and after he flashe's like a strobe light for 5 min, turn off power.

then i put it back in my purse, pull out a cigarette, knell down an light it off his burning clothe's and as i strut away i thank him for the light. all you girl's should get a shocker them thing's are better then a gun and fun and easy to use!. ..that remind's me i have to buy more light bulb's im gettin low.