I'm throwing a pity party!

[Calistar17]

I'm sick, I feel like shit, I've still managed to drag my ass to work the past few days, and to add insult to injury I just shelled out over $1300 for ONE month of summer camp for my kidnergartner :(

It's time for a pity party.

If your coming, you better bring something. It will be going until either I pass out, or the OJ runs out. The door is open because I'm too tired to get up and answer it.

Peace

[The_Almighty_Stan]

I read this as "pita party" and thought you were gonna have some mad Mediterranean foods going on. I'm sad now.

[Calistar17]

It's okay, this party will be going on for a while. Just spent another $300 for a birthday party :( and I got the date wrong for my dentist appt so now I might have to wait another three weeks.
But hot cheetos, Ben, Jerry, and Josh? Whoo doggie! All this party needs now is a water bed and a party game.

[Konnor]

Hey awesome! Imma actually be a lil late, but i dont live too far away so imma take my own ride

[Konnor]

You're such a girl!

[Konnor]

MC Chris?
myyyyyy backpacks got jets / im bobba the fett / i bounty hunt for jaba the hutt to finance my vett / i chill in deep space, space, space, space

[Konnor]

i initially bagged the cat so that i could shave it and paint it like a zebra... i bet zebra taste delightful as well, feeding the tuna to it works too although i think youll have to force a bit into the feline

[Calistar17]

Sweet! We can feed it tuna until it explodes. That would make me laugh!


(I realize I can get pretty sadistic when I host these things... I'm working on it.)

[Konnor]

no it's a stray... i wasn't sure what to do with it, but if might make you happy for a short time... for dinner or something

[Calistar17]

Apples are good, we can throw them at the neighbors, but I don't know about the cat... unless it's MEOW! I'll bet he could get any party going, only I get the feeling he would be highly opposed to be "brought" anywhere.

[Konnor]

Ill bring some cans of tuna, a bag of apples, and a cat.