Decided that I need a girlfriend or at the very least a fwb
Requirements:
A vagina that tastes like blue gummi sharks. Gummi bears or peaches are also acceptable
Beer flavored lips. Preference would be towards Guinness or Amber Bock.
Nipples that double as cigarettes if and when I choose to suck/puff on them. Marlboro 27's please
The ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Has to be able to cook
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