Greatest Rat Race of the 21st Century. - Theater Sketch.

[Miroslav Vlcek]

(c) Miroslav Vlcek 2009. open 4 collaboration
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Ladies and Gentlemen
please welcome
to the Greatest Rat Race
of the
21st Century.

Cantonese translation of
today's broadcast was brought to you
by - Tai Bo Restaurants.
What are also well known as the
Hooters of the Orient.

On the Starting line we have today
behind the Gate One
Dumpster Diver.

Gate Two
Slaughterhouse Handsome.

From Gate Three will be running
Cockroach Connoisseur.

Behind the Gate Four is standing
Sanitary Bad.

Behind Gate Five is
Sewer Rambler.

And in last behind Gate Six
we have
Garbage Dump Superintendent.

Ta Taa Ti Taaaaaaaa

And here they go.

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is first.
He is followed by
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Sewer Rambler
is third.
Next we have neck by neck running
Sanitary Bad
and
Garbage Dump Superintendent.
Dumpster Diver
is running as last.

And here they come in to the mid-turn.

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is now
two lengths ahead of everybody else.
And behind him is
Cockroach Connoisseur.
Sewer Rambler
is still in third place.
Garbage Dump Superintendent
did overtake the
Sanitary Bad.
And
Dumpster Diver
did fall way behind and is last.

And here they are coming in to the
Homestretch.

Slaughterhouse Handsome
is first.
Cockroach Connoisseur
second.
Sewer Rambler
is third.
Right behind him is
Garbage Dump Superintendent.
Who is for the nose ahead of
Sanitary Bad.
And
Dumpster Diver
is number six.

Winner is
Slaughterhouse Handsome.

Ladies and Gentlemen
please remember.

Tai Bo Restaurants
where
all waitresses are
receiving many more tips
then
Government
Report your Neighbor's Grow-op
Snitch line.

Slaughterhouse Handsome.