FUNNY STUFF

[Debbie Davis]

So its a lady at my works birthday today. Her name is Shelly and she just turned 41! HAPPY BDAY SHELLY! Well everyone at work thru some money in and we sent her a Bash A Gram. That was the funniest shit ever. Shelly hates cops....who doesnt....so we asked for the cop. So this chick cops comes walking in with one of our managers and I swear the whole office is listening to what is going on from the other side of her cubical. Cop tells Shelly she is being arrested for unpaid tickets in Kansas City. Has Shelly put her hands up on the cabinet and spread em. Shelly is like I dont have any tickets in Kansas City. The lady starts patting her down telling Shelly that they have been trying to find her for weeks now. Shelly is freaking out. Cop puts the handcuffs on her and she is seriously in tears. The cops asks Shelly if there is anyone here at work that can get ahold of someone or come post her bond. Shelly is seriously crying and asks Helen to call her mom for her. SURPRISE!!!!! Your work sent you a birthday present! Shelly about died! That was so funny! So the cop read her a little poem and sang to her! lots of pictures were takin and video which will be on YouTube shortly! That was the funniest thing ever! Shelly totally expressed her hatred to all of us! hahahaha!