Christmas Funnies - Part 1: Dummy

[iSeeDumbPeople]

I'm going to start a blog entry containing funny Christmas e-mails circulating around work. Feel free to send these to who ever you want:

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My 2009 Outdoor Christmas Decoration...

Good news! I truly outdid myself with this year's outdoor christmas decoration.

Bad news is, is that I had to take the dummy down after 2 days.


First , the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents, (they almost drove into the ditch as they drove by).



Secondly, a 55 year woman grabbed the 75 pound ladder, and almost killed herself in the process of trying to lean it against my house. Sadly, it wasn't until she reached the top that she realized it was a dummy. She was NOT impressed. (Note: I should add that she was one of many people who attempted to rescue the dummy. In fact, I have many sets of tire tracks on my lawn where people literally drove over my grass in their cars to save the fake man.)