ChatRoulette

[Chloe Baxter]

So I'm trying out for this local tennis team tomorrow. It's not gonna be too rigorous, or so I hope, but if I do make the team there's gonna be some major time constraints :( You guys have been awesome so far though. I hope I can keep this up. And no worries, I fully plan on doing so. Also-- these tryouts last all week. I'll letcha know how they go :) Wish me luck!

today's music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fPjlGHI5jE&feature=related

You guys remember this song? It was popular around six years ago. It used to be one of my favorite songs... Not so much anymore. I found that I actually enjoyed the piano version though.

I wish I could play piano. Don't you guys? I mean, if you DO play piano, you probably wish you could play better... But I used to be able to play, but I quit in like... third or fourth grade? I don't know, but I was getting pretty advanced, as far as I remember. I enjoyed it. It's one of those instruments where you don't need any other instrument. It's its own little orchestra. Ten digits, ten instruments. Unless of course you're missing a finger... then you have less than ten instruments.

Did you guys enjoy my babble? Haha. That's my thought process, I guess.

Also... ChatRoulette. You guys ever tried it? HAHAHAHA. I had the best experience on it. I'd never tried it before, and I don't have a webcam, but I was visiting a friend of mine and neither of us had tried it before. So we got on and pretty soon it was just all these guys asking to see our boobs. Yeah... no, that was not about to happen. But before long we found this guy who had an accent. He hadn't said too much, so we weren't sure where he was from. Turns out he's from AUSTRALIA!!! He was visiting the US though. We could see a guy laying down behind him. It looked like he was sleeping. We asked the guy about it and he says:

"Oh, my friend? Yeh. He's passed out; completely hammered, he is. What should we do to him?"

So my friend and I, being the diabolical geniuses that we are, took it upon ourselves to tell the man to draw a certain part of the male genitalia on the poor man's face. The Aussie replied, "Ohh, I don't know. I think I need some sort of incentive." We asked what he meant. He wanted to see our boobs. So we said that once we had proof the dick was on the man's face, we would. So the guy finds a Sharpie as per our orders. It ended up being blue. On camera, the man walks quietly to the drunk and you can see him fumbling around near his face. Then the Aussie JUMPS up and does this funny little run-prance back to the computer, saying "OH MY GOD! He's got a dick on his face! Ron's got a dick on his FACE!" in his Australian accent and that wierd little shriek-whisper you do when you get excited. We quite enjoyed this sight, but you can call us wishy-washy because instead of showing him our boobs, we made him play guitar. Apparently this guy really wanted to see our boobs. The guy sucked. So we told him so, and he replies:

"I play guitar better than you two show boob!"

This amused us as well. After a quick retort, we "nexted" him. So we waited to see who would come up on the screen next, and...

IT WAS THE AUSSIE! AGAIN! So we screeched and nexted again. That was the end of our little stint on ChatRoulette, other than the sum-total of:

Five (5) Penises we saw (One of which had at least five clothespins attached to it)

Two (2) female's chests

One (1) couple having sex

So I realize that this was really long, and I appreciate any of you guys who actually took the time to read it. It was toooo funny.

Thanks guys!

chlo-chlo :)

[Chloe Baxter]

OMG!!!!! That video is so sad! But slightly hilarious at the same time. @Stan, you're right hahaha. But it was still funny to mess with him. And everyone else for that matter hahahaha. :D @Kevin gettin' a bit pessimistic there? hahaha. it exists... just in rare quantities. Kinda like intelligence nowadays, too. :) just kidding haha. Actually, maybe not...

[tippy canoe]

bitches and whores killed romance. also u laugh u lose

[The_Almighty_Stan]

Of course they wanted boobs. That all every guy on any webcam site wants. Actually any kind of site.