Slacker moves to TEXAS

[Slacker]

Random shit I feel you must know......

It's hard for a liberal, atheist, abortion lovin gal here in the south.

The heat I don't mind, but it's soooo fucking muggy! Everyday!!

I not getting the "Texas pride" thing yet. Honestly this state is awful.

I am excited to see the gulf coast though.

I've seen real, live cactus!

And armadillos! Mostly dead though :(

This is the first time I've lived in a house with AC, it's awesome.

There's a rabbit that lives in our front yard, he scares my husband on a regular basis.

There's a major turf war between the birds and squirrels, things are getting ugly.

I hate sales tax.

Why do some many people around here drive old lady cars with giant ass rims?

There's not a lot of outdoorsy stuff to do around here unless you plan on dying of heat exhaustion :(

Gas is cheaper :)

There's no nice grocery stores around, just Walmart and some place called HEB.

People look at me funny when I say pop.

Our house has no gutters.

...anyways...miss you guys.

[Nate]

Not all of Texas is muggy like that

[wordbaby]

the old lady cars have huge trunks with a lot of room for weed or coke or dead bodies or whatever

the rims are to tell cops hey i'm an idiot, pull me over and search my trunk

[Meow]

[Meow]

you never mentioned what your doing in texas in the first place, something to do with your husband is my guess, but anyone could of told you its awful down there and your ordeal has probably just begun..the day will come when you'll need to leave by the cover of night back to your little corner of oregon, well you'll just have to learn soda instead of pop..probably think you wanna pop some cherry or some lude crude act. is that you in the profile pic or someone eles