When was the last time you've wanted to punch someone that you cared about in the face, "trust fall" catch them on the way down, and consolingly shush them while they're crying and covering their bloody nose and explaining to them why this was all their fault and how it could have avoided?

Im pretty sure that whatever you're thinking I've already beaten, because this shit is happening as i write this…

SSSSO! Im at the corner store getting a pack of gum, an Arizona Tea, and a pack of cowboy killers. Simple in-and-out task correct? WRONG!

Here's the set up:

1 person in the front

a lady infront of me

me

and 2 or 3 people behind me

So the clerk is checking out the 1st person and some bitch walks in the store holding a baby. (Im sure she's a very nice girl, but she's the reason for this whole situation breaking our in the first place. So she…