A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000.00 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand

to buy a paper. Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't

mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32 " the clerk replies.

"I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the same question. She…

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its just me again

right back in the sin

rolled a joint

lit it up

cant stop ramblin



now i dont know what to do

so i decided to look for you

but i cant

seems i'm stuck

besides, i cant find my other shoe



so i called to say hello

you said 'the bar, you wanna go?'

of course i do

what am i dumb?

give me an hour to get my clothes



finally found my other kick

headed out, need to be quick

looked around

saw my… Continue

if you touch it, it will grow
if you stroke it, start out slow
if you suck it, do so with pride
till i reach up deep inside
it wont be quick, enjoy the ride

if i touch it, i wont be rough
rub it slowly, bottoms up
if i kiss it, use my tongue
then you get prepared for fun
when i eat it you will come

shallow minds of heartless people

hollow churches with warped steeples



blinded minions of souless preachers

hopeless students of thoughtless teachers



murdered children of heartless breeders

unknowing followers of immoral leaders



look with longing, feel the pain

bombs will fall to remove the stain



erase existance with grapes of wrath

faster and faster our chosen path



we hate each other, ourselves even more

despicable feelings… Continue

It's a fucked up world, what a fucked up place, Everybody's judged by their fucked up face, fucked up dreams, fucked up life, fucked up kid, with a fucked up wife, fucked up moms, and fucked up dads, That's a fucked up cop, with a fucked up badge, fucked up job, with fucked up pay, fucked up boss, is a fucked up day, fucked up breast, fucked up lies, All my shit, in the biggest, got the facts of life, Ain't it a shame that you can't say fuck, fucks just a word and it's all fucked up, Like a… Continue

A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."



The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."



The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

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Dave… Continue

why in the world do people get offended so easily, it makes no sense, especially if you are going to be on the internet, and especially if you are going on a chat site, where you meat random people, who might not....scratch that....will not agree with you on everything, just a fact, and just because you are offended by something doesn't mean they should censor themselves because of it, if anything, you should not put yourself into those situations, i mean, if you don't like dealing with strange… Continue

why does darkness come
shadows of the soul
demons gather round
taking parts of whole
warped my mind it breaks
and then it falls apart
leaving dust and ashes
to surround the heart

quotes, and thoughts

1. do something right and no one remembers, do something wrong and no one forgets

2. you are most likely to discover yourself as soon as lose everything else

3. why do people kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is bad?

4. little viscous minds abound with anger and revenge and are incapable of feeling the pleasure of forgiving their enemies

5. some are born lucky, others lucky to be born, and the rest just are

6. if… Continue

can you hear it? you might need to listen closely. it could be masked by an intentional ruffle of a sheet, or written off as a case of the sniffles, or maybe simply muffled by an itchy wool blanket. yet, it is always there, and always hidden so as not to lose face. after all, this is the den of the wicked, the tough, and the terrible. it is the new home of those deemed unfit for society for now. it is the silent cries, when you listen close, of men who have been judged ad taken from their… Continue

'can't wait'



i can't wait to see you

can't wait to feel your skin

can't wait to hear your voice

can't wait till we can sin



can't wait to hear you sigh

can't wait to see you smile

can't wait to do the things i do

to please you for a while



can't wait to see you sleeping

i touch you til you wake

and be the cause of all those

erotic sounds you make



can't wait to make you moan

and that is just for… Continue

this is one i wrote

it tells a little of my past

and the road i have traveled on(apperently my car broke down at this point, lol)





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follow my words

and i will tel you a story

about a time when i thought i could fly

now these words arent about

pride, power or glory

they are about taking too many pills

and floating up high



now, i am not sure why i thought

that i could control

i guess i thought… Continue

unnamed

slowly i awaken
as if from deep sleep
reality catches quickly
behind us life will creep

can't escape the actions
blindly done in past
certainly uncertain
decisions made too fast

reactions to the stimuli
of this life often render
painful outcomes, nothing
left, but to surrender

hardly believe that i am here
can't wait till i am not
for the day of sweet release
i often plant, often plot