I'm grounded. Why you may ask? Well every time I go outside, this meany kid attacks me. I told my parents but they won't do anything! Yes I called them gay pricks but every time I cry at them they ignore it. Some might say my parents will be the downfall of my whole life. Others might say I'm a dick to people all the time and I shouldn't complain so much when it happens to me. My friend doesn't even want to come over and play. I might run away from home.

When I was a kid, I thought America was full of people like Chevy Chase. He's super American, I still can't think of anyone more American than him. (i feel weird using that many capital letters)

What sounds like more of a disgusting alcoholic breakfast, a shot in your coffee, or cracking a raw egg into a beer and drinking it? I don't know what to think, because a shot in your coffee sounds less disgusting, but the egg in some beer sounds more like actual food. It's hard to say what's worse really.

I'm not an alcoholic, I should point that out if I'm asking something like this.