Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...
So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow

I swear girls can be so ungrateful sometimes. I made her breakfast in bed, and instead of saying "Thank you",
She's all like..."How did u get into my house?"

That awkward moment when kids see a toy they want on TV but the can't get it because their parents must be 18 or older.

... but when I do, I prefer dos boobies.... stay thirsty my infants.

Once upon a time there was this sexy monster named Emoplentine, it was a happy monster.... welll one day Emoplentine died of a heart attack...... the end.

national sandwich day so go get a sandwich to celebrate!!

go to google maps and get directions from japan to china then look at direction 43

Since God made everything he must be from china

Football .. heres the deal i have 6 spots to fill by saturday or else i have to start it all over again.. so if you wanna be in my fantasy league let me know yo :)

Once upon a time there was this woman who went to a priest in a confessional.. Girl: "forgive me father for i have sinned" Priest: "what have you done my child" Girl: "i called a man a son of a bitch." Priest: "why did you call him a son of a bitch" Girl: "because he touched my hand" Priest: "like this?" (as he touches her hand) Girl: "yes father" Priest: "thats no reason to call a man a son of a bitch"

girl: "then he touched my breast" Priest: "like this" (as he touched her breast) girl:… Continue

any volunteers?

from the internet my phone everything but work ... i need to think about things and just be alone a couple days i will be back before the end of the week

hurt :(

As a lot of you know I am moving this summer from Iowa to Minnesota and if you didn't you do now. But my parents are persistent in being against me moving. My dad thinks its going to be the biggest mistake i could ever make and my mom rides the fence some days she will say "Well its another place to visit." and then she will totally flip flop and go along with my dad and say "I think you are making a mistake, maybe its a mistake you need to make." It just makes me mad sometimes because I'm… Continue

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April fools XD

That late night all nighter cheeseburger chips by doritos are amazing!!!

There once was a man of fall
Who broke his hand on a fall
On a bar of sand
In a far off land
But he didn't really care
For he was eaten by a bear
With a rip and a tear
His body was in the air
If only I could live twice
I'd eat that bear with a bowl of rice