OK, so I'm at work today, minding my own business, trying to fix a swift tagger (for those of you who are not in retail, that's a gunshaped tool that has a needle on it, used to attach tags to clothes) when it slips, the needle jams UNDER my friggin thumb nail, and up through it, breaking a hole through my nail.

Needless to say, it bled.

I don't like blood.

So, like a total baby, I freak out. This older lady at work told me to sit, and I started gagging.…