Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a…

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Second Peter:

Peter wrote his first epistle to encourage his readers to respond properly to external opposition. His second epistle focuses on internal opposition caused by false teachers whose "destructive heresies" (2:1) can seduce believers into error and immorality. While First Peter speaks of the new birth through the living Word, Second Peter stresses the need for growth in the grace and knowledge of Christ. The best antidote for error is a mature understanding of the truth.…

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I read this everytime I'm depressed. It works better than my antidepressants.

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Like we see inn Norway, and under the cold war in 1945 to 1991. We from Norway have a suspicion that we have been brainwashed to think that Norway was a democratic state. And in history books and on internet, it stands so to! That we are brainwashed! But if you see, if you go thought what Norway really stands for, and what we got. The Norwegian…

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My mom has been in bed for 2 years & hasn't taken the advice she should, but the docs haven't done al they should either. By far. We went in to the ER earlier & we'll transfer to Harborview ASAP so please, please be in prayer because they found jointed tumors, 2 of them, the size of a small egg. W my head pain u woulda thought I would have the tumor! We won't know until they're in there whether it's cancer or not btw. Please please send out prayer!!!! Thank u guys so much. Love you… Continue

First Peter:

Peter addresses this epistle to "pilgrims” in a world that is growing increasingly hostile to Christians. These believers are beginning to suffer because of their stand for Christ, and Peter uses this letter to give them counsel and comfort by stressing the reality of their living hope in the Lord. By standing firm in the grace of God (5:12) they will be able to endure their "fiery trial" (4:12), knowing that there is a divine purpose behind their pain. This letter…

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In Argentina they've started selling puffed up ferrets on steroids and calling them toy poodles.

The poodle's on the left and the ferret's on the right, but you could probably already tell them apart. I don't really know why they bothered. Everybody knows that baby polar bears are the best dogs.…

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James:

James is on intensely practical manual on the outworking of true faith in everyday life. lt explores Christian conduct from several perspectives and shifts abruptly from topic to topic. Faith perseveres under trials, resists temptations, responds to the Word, overcomes prejudice, produces good works, controls the tongue, manifests wisdom, submits to God rather thon worldly pleasure, depends on God rather than wealth, and waits patiently for the return of the Lord. Biblical…

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