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A guy walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
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The wife, laying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
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Added by bent on February 27, 2010 at 9:49pm — 2 Comments
So I haven't been around bolt.
Yeah, Sorry My Bolties Buddies. I have been living my offline life.:) lol
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well My sister who I share an apartment with got a bran new washer and Drier so I have been catching…
Added by Apple Jay on February 27, 2010 at 1:31am — No Comments
Hold me
My tears fall like rain
I can't breath through all this pain
But do you listen?
I am alone.
When you walk into my room at night
Your voice blankets my fright.
When your sleeping beside me
My heart is free
And when you go
Pain is all I know
I wait for your return
A lesson never learned
When you smile
My legs turn to jello
Wrapped in your arms
I close my tired eyes
A sad smile
It is your disguise.
When the morning light… Continue
I can't breath through all this pain
But do you listen?
I am alone.
When you walk into my room at night
Your voice blankets my fright.
When your sleeping beside me
My heart is free
And when you go
Pain is all I know
I wait for your return
A lesson never learned
When you smile
My legs turn to jello
Wrapped in your arms
I close my tired eyes
A sad smile
It is your disguise.
When the morning light… Continue
Added by Rag Doll on February 26, 2010 at 2:05pm — 2 Comments
temporary music
i put a few of my player's here trying to organize add/delete music on them. i had 2 other player's full off music and forgot the password's to them. was rushing thing's when i made them and forgot to write them down. it's like a lil puzzle for me to play with. ill think of the password sooner or later. so copy any music off these player's i won't leave them here for long as i change stuff freqently.…
Added by BasssGhosst on February 25, 2010 at 5:30pm — No Comments
I will wait for you.
I will wait for you
I love you through and through.
Come home to me
Soon you will see
The tears that I shed
I am here
Sitting in my empty bed
I will wait for you
Silly tears
You can chase away my fears
Come home to me
And set me free
I will wait for you
I love you through and through
Don't leave me alone
Your feelings unknown
You lied
That day is when I died
But I will wait for… Continue
I love you through and through.
Come home to me
Soon you will see
The tears that I shed
I am here
Sitting in my empty bed
I will wait for you
Silly tears
You can chase away my fears
Come home to me
And set me free
I will wait for you
I love you through and through
Don't leave me alone
Your feelings unknown
You lied
That day is when I died
But I will wait for… Continue
Added by Rag Doll on February 25, 2010 at 8:36am — No Comments
An Aside:
Couldn't get to sleep the other night, wound up watching Bull Durham. That's right, fucking Bull Durham. In case you haven't seen it, Kevin Costner Susan Sarandon = BORING AS THE FUCKING WALKING DEAD. And actually, in defense of the walking dead, they do eat delicious brains, which is alot more exciting, and efficient, than numbing the brain with this silly shit. Kevin Costner is Hollywood's most boring actor, and baseball is…
Added by logan on February 24, 2010 at 2:59am — 3 Comments
GBOYAKABAMBAM'S QUESTION OF THE DAY? HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A SQUIRREL FART? YES OR NO?
Added by GBOYAKABAMBAM on February 23, 2010 at 10:12am — 1 Comment
GBOYAKABAMBAM..IF YOU WATCH THIS VIDEO YOU'LL GET A FREE SMACK IN THE FACE! HA!!
Added by GBOYAKABAMBAM on February 23, 2010 at 10:01am — No Comments
Stupid Science Ruins Everything
If you've been reading about, talking to, or, like the world's most exciting supermodels, massaging Logan Terry, you know that an underground group called Logan Terry has been warning the public about the dangers of technology without responsibility for years. I sent an angry letter to Congress about the growing intelligence of our public bathrooms, got no response, and I was personally stalked and killed by a computerized soap dispenser, all in an attempt to send the message: "Don't build… Continue
100 Shiny Truths
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WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage = pineapple orange juice
2. last phone call = buisness.
3. last text message = from cell ph company offering deals
4. last song you listened to = some demo disc's
5. last time you cried = other night waiting to fall asleep, thinking of family/freinds who passed. miss them dearly.
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice = No
7. been cheated on = no.
8. kissed someone & regretted it = no
9. lost…
Added by Vinyl Doll on February 21, 2010 at 12:30am — 2 Comments
Cartoon drunk
That's when you get the hiccups.
Added by Chill Pill on February 20, 2010 at 1:47am — 1 Comment
Dancing, Diapers, and Italian Risotto
That was my night last night.
I finally decided to bust out the rosotto mix I bought when I was in Italy because there wasn't much to choose from for dinner. (I didn't do costco last weekend!)
So I hopped online, and translated the directions, cooked it up, and it was WAY too rich! Kiddo threw his plate in the sink and asked for a PB&J! haha. It sounded good at the time, but then again,so did hiking up the side of a mountain,… Continue
I finally decided to bust out the rosotto mix I bought when I was in Italy because there wasn't much to choose from for dinner. (I didn't do costco last weekend!)
So I hopped online, and translated the directions, cooked it up, and it was WAY too rich! Kiddo threw his plate in the sink and asked for a PB&J! haha. It sounded good at the time, but then again,so did hiking up the side of a mountain,… Continue
Added by Calistar17 on February 19, 2010 at 10:30pm — 1 Comment
What is love?
Thou speaks of love?
But what is love if not false?
It is not the gentle beating of my pulse
But the murder of my heart.
Is love not hatred disguised?
It is all that is despised.
But is love be hate
And hate is not love
Then all that is left is fate.
But what is love if not false?
It is not the gentle beating of my pulse
But the murder of my heart.
Is love not hatred disguised?
It is all that is despised.
But is love be hate
And hate is not love
Then all that is left is fate.
Added by Rag Doll on February 18, 2010 at 10:35pm — 1 Comment
why do girls lie about being preganet
the biitchez who lie about being prego is just trying to get closer to the ones they fucked cuz the dudes dont want them then they just wanted to hit it and quit it
Added by ❤Ciara Autumn❤ on February 16, 2010 at 1:00pm — 2 Comments
sleeping beauty
Sleeping beauty
Your prince awaits
Your time has come
My body numb
I must wait
But that is fiat
Lonely tears wont wash away
Memory's would rather stay
Mistakes will never leave
Oh well.
Sleeping beauty
You must run
Go now, Have fun
My prince will never come.
Your prince awaits
Your time has come
My body numb
I must wait
But that is fiat
Lonely tears wont wash away
Memory's would rather stay
Mistakes will never leave
Oh well.
Sleeping beauty
You must run
Go now, Have fun
My prince will never come.
Added by Rag Doll on February 15, 2010 at 11:36am — No Comments
The Hours (Poem)
Time passes by like a gus tof wind.
I keep wasting the hours, the minutes, the seconds,
contemplating death.
I keep wasting the hours, the minutes, the seconds,
contemplating death.
There are days that I dwell in the deep dark corners
of my demented yet suddle mind.
I feel the hours conusume my soul
like the infinity of the black whole.
of my demented yet suddle mind.
I feel the hours conusume my soul
like the infinity of the black whole.
Misery comes and goes as it pleases.
The hours that I spend in loneliness
I feel as if I am going mad because
the noise in my brain won't be quiet.
The hours that I spend in loneliness
I feel as if I am going mad because
the noise in my brain won't be quiet.
Time…
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Added by Amina on February 14, 2010 at 2:07pm — No Comments
Письмо в лабораторию Касперского о нарушениях на сайте wap.spaces.ru
в лаб.pdf
Added by Fasolya on February 14, 2010 at 1:00pm — No Comments
my limit
yes,my limit i said and i will continue to say is not smwher close to dis planet (earth)bt 4 all u got to know the sky is my limit,as the sayin goes“as tall as the eroko tree is it can never touch/reach the sky”YES! I CAN.the zeal is still inner me,NE BOY
Added by Joshua wekpa on February 11, 2010 at 7:09pm — No Comments
Things about Amanda (The Master) you didnt know
This is a blog I wrote on my Xanga a while back (which is why its says miseryroxyou, its my Xanga name) but changed it slightly...Ok so this gets really personal so try not to be a jerk in the comments...but feel free to ask questions...
Miseryroxyou: has a pretty rare disease… Continue
Miseryroxyou: has a pretty rare disease… Continue
Added by Amanda <3 on February 10, 2010 at 8:30pm — 1 Comment
nothing that's worthwhile is ever easy. remember that.
Ohmg, hella snow today. There was no way I was walkin' to school in this bullshit. It should have been cancelled. So, I thought I felt like typin' this shit right now but for some reason I can't keep my eyes open. I'm goin' to bed.
Added by Breanna Ruggles on February 9, 2010 at 9:20am — No Comments
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