A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000.00 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand

to buy a paper. Before leaving she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't

mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32 " the clerk replies.

"I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the same question. She…

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its just me again

right back in the sin

rolled a joint

lit it up

cant stop ramblin



now i dont know what to do

so i decided to look for you

but i cant

seems i'm stuck

besides, i cant find my other shoe



so i called to say hello

you said 'the bar, you wanna go?'

of course i do

what am i dumb?

give me an hour to get my clothes



finally found my other kick

headed out, need to be quick

looked around

saw my… Continue

if you touch it, it will grow
if you stroke it, start out slow
if you suck it, do so with pride
till i reach up deep inside
it wont be quick, enjoy the ride

if i touch it, i wont be rough
rub it slowly, bottoms up
if i kiss it, use my tongue
then you get prepared for fun
when i eat it you will come

shallow minds of heartless people

hollow churches with warped steeples



blinded minions of souless preachers

hopeless students of thoughtless teachers



murdered children of heartless breeders

unknowing followers of immoral leaders



look with longing, feel the pain

bombs will fall to remove the stain



erase existance with grapes of wrath

faster and faster our chosen path



we hate each other, ourselves even more

despicable feelings… Continue