"I'm sticking with my FELLOW BLONDES!  We're a dying breed!"

"Where did the redheads go?"

"redheads, then blondes, then brunettes"

"I was gonna say so, but then I tried to remember what you call people with black hair, and I thought blackheads and that gave me laughy hands and I forgot what I was gonna do."

"hows ny?"

"For girls: brunettes. I prefer raven colored hair though. For men: I prefer blondes."

"She's not lying, folks."

"Autumn, like most everyone, I look extremely dapper in my sweaters. Plus the tree right outside my window turns bright yellow and makes me smile every morning. I also enjoy Halloween."

"Summer because that's when my birthday is :) and I love sunshine"

"Summer....more naked time"

"Autumn. There was this one time I got drunk and told it I was totally in love with it, and then I called it a phony slut when it turned me down, but it still gave me a ride home and went out for Waffle House the next morning with me."

"sexyyyyyyy"

"I'm not real fond of my job, but my boss is pretty cool, the pay is good and with millions out of work, I'm pretty grateful to still be around..."

"i love my job, im completely happy with what i do."

"considering working is not what the human race was born to do, everyone should hate their job."