"Whoa! It's back!!! The original facebook haha... its how we met!"

"btw its called recover my files. Buy it learn it use it."

"Ever thought of opening up to him and talking andasking why hed do something like that? just a thought?"

"Back in the days of old bolt... ok so back when i was still gay. Anal was much easier when tequilla was involved. And thats how i get it from my wife now. Butt hey take it easy the first time and remember to push like homegirl said unless you are…"

"Wow. I'm going to file this under "floated boat"."

"Think of it this way... If i was a kid and someone told me that what i was thinking wrong and i knew he couldnt come after me, id tell him to cheese off. Welcome to youtube."

"narcissism is it?"

"Oh but being shallow is thinking about yourself sex and when you're gonna get it next. so i guess the entire human race is shallow. At least i can say it out loud. People suck and this is one of the "posts" that prove it. Shes…"

"SHE MUST BE STOPPED!.. *clears throat* sorry about the caps"

"I'm not sexy but shallow enough not to give a fuck"

"lol Ive never seen a donkey you silly English conigit"

"WHOA! I love this Vintage bolt members what up?! Joecute from way back (packed on a few pounds since then) but hey still cute if you like fat guys! I got on bolt shortly after i got my email addy from hotmail(which i still use) 13 years ago so bolt…"