haggis_hunter*lilly*

your bf's name's adam??? hehehe same!

Irn Bru, eh? Could you BE anymore Scottish?!

Do you also do heroin?

Only jokinggg. I like Scotland, my Grandma's Scottish...

She's also a heroin addict. xx

Trueee dat.

You had sex with my dead nan?! That's just plain wrong.
Even for you!

I also prefer crack. Love to the Scottish gingers! xx

Haha. Okay, I apologise on behalf of my dead (yet crack addicted) nan. I'll send you some crack ASAP! I'll break into my grandma's stash. "My 65 year old nan, her name is Sheila, she's always on the phone to her mother fucking dealer." xx

Hahha, don't worry! She's been targetted. I've just thought of something better than "Vagina Hunter"...What does 'hunt' rhyme with that also means vagina? Maybe it's too offensive to some people to use though. xx

Lol! I can't find it you helm. Is there not a link or something? xx

Haha, I did that! OBVIOUSLY! It's the next part that's fucked me up. xx

heya :) i have something for you not entirely sure where to paste it tho hehe...but yea im feeeling better thanks :D how ya doin ???????"whats under the kilt??? HAGIIS!!!"

Haha, I'm a div, that was pretty obvious really. Anyway, that was the most beautiful rendition I've ever heard. We should form a band and enter The X-Factor. "We're following our dreams! We just want to sing!" xx

Haaha, GOOD! We can be traumatised together. Not a night has passed since I saw it where I haven't dreamt of it and woke up in a cold sweat and crying. I look like I should be in The Blair Witch Project. FUCK DAT SHIT! xx

Lol! Not as shocked as I was babe. I nearly shat my pantss.

Haha, It better do! I just took the hunting to a new level. xx

Hey! how are you doing? :)

enjoy chatting with you. hope i talk to you again soon

so were ya arrested by the Cops or what?

Why, thank you! I'm honoured. In all honesty, the vagina hunting is at a stand still. I think it's to do with the recession. There's just none on the market these days. None of my booby traps are working either.

How is your life in sunny Scotland? xx

Oh no. I should of guessed really.

Haha, you fucking wino. I bet half the "sick days" taken in Scotland are booze related in some way. I'm glad your cousins wedding ended with a bang though.

It's snowing right now! I fucking love the snow. You probably get it more often there, but I just can't get enough. xx

HELLO! How the hell are you?? Yeah, it's been quite a while. Happy Monday to you too.

In the southern land of warmth it's actually fucking freezing. It was sunny yesterday but it was just trickery, it was still freezing. How is it in Scotland? I hear it's full of batter? x