The New Religion - Drunks for Drink

The Simple Commandments:

1.) Drink massive amounts of alcohol.
2.) You're only an alcoholic if you go to AA meetings
3.) Do not go to AA meetings
4.) Drink more.
5.) Accept that you are happier when drunk.
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  • Jesse James

    I think if everyone in the world was drunk at any givin time there would be no war,
  • Jesse James

    You have a very good point though we could put up boxing rings in every bar could be kinda funny if to see people try to get in them though.
  • ♥ Svetlana

    Are you drinking?

    washed-up, on shore, the old yellow notebook
    out again
    I write from the bed
    as I did last
    year.
    will see the doctor,
    Monday.
    "yes, doctor, weak legs, vertigo, head-
    aches and my back
    hurts."
    "are you drinking?" he will ask.
    "are you getting your
    exercise, your
    vitamins?"
    I think that I am just ill
    with life, the same stale yet
    fluctuating
    factors.
    even at the track
    I watch the horses run by
    and it seems
    meaningless.
    I leave early after buying tickets on the
    remaining races.
    "taking off?" asks the motel
    clerk.
    "yes, it's boring,"
    I tell him.
    "If you think it's boring
    out there," he tells me, "you oughta be
    back here."
    so here I am
    propped up against my pillows
    again
    just an old guy
    just an old writer
    with a yellow
    notebook.
    something is
    walking across the
    floor
    toward
    me.
    oh, it's just
    my cat
    this
    time.