Bolt Analysis II

A – Forum frustrated guy: is the guy who makes a new thread, he
knows he's just written the absolutely perfect post. It is such a good post
that he is checking every five seconds to see if there is a new answer. If he
gets a response he quickly dashes out his own reply that will appear half a
second later.

If there are no responses he will wait an eternity of five minutes before replying to his own thread with, "Whaaat, nobody has a comment? Helloooo???"

Normal desease is called:  Low frustration tolerance. Is like a person seeking immediate gratification or avoiding immediate pain. At first this sounds like any whiny seven-year-old behaviour, who wants a toy, and will scream and pump his arms until he gets what he wants.
But unlike a kid, a quick smack to the back of the head won't shut this guy up.

Why? there never has been a tool for instant gratification like the Internet. Our parents thought television killed our attention spans, but, even with TV you still had to wait for the shows to come on. On the Internet, the videos start when you want. If they don't, off to another site. It trains all of us to be impatient.

B- Everybody reserves the right to mock people who post 300-word answer of misspelled nonsense. But when you have the situation where somebody posts a perfectly clear (and clever)
message but within their well-articulated points they dare to confuse "your" with "you're." … then somebody will flip the fuck out… now that's a problem...

Normal desease is called: OCPD (Obsessive compulsive personality disorder)  and should
not be confused with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). OCPD shares most obsessive
component of OCD, but it is different from OCD in that OCPD has the letter P in its name (kidding). So, that and people with OCPD do not perform the weird ritual actions of OCD'ers, like opening a door five times or having to always eat Pringles with the concave side up...?

It simply has an incredibly strict standard by which certain things must be done, to the point that (literally) can lead to violence.

Why? OCPD sufferers seem to feel an irrational fear that the world is sloppier, dirtier and more disorganized than it should be, that it's getting worse…  and the world will fall to pieces unless "someone" (them) does something.

C - There is a place for everyone on the Internet to feel at home, But each forum, chat room or other online community seems to have a person or people who just don't fit in. I call it: the guy who everybody hates but who never leaves. It's not that they are necessarily horrible people. They get ridiculed constantly. Now you may figure this is no different than the picked-on nerd in high school, but unlike that kid always getting squished into a locker, these people are free to leave the website at any time. But they never do.

Normal disease is called: Self abasement (low –cyber- self esteem) Someone with the need for self-abasement feels that they should be perpetually punished for their doings. It's a ubconscious way to feel like they're paying back the world for their sins, or they're just so out of self-esteem that they can't have the energy to defend themselves.

 But, and most important (in my point of view) thing is that the guy knows that hate is not the opposite of love. All that negative attention is still attention, and the abuse is still several steps
better than being ignored.

Why? So we establish that when you say, "Jimmy, go away (stink away), you're a retard" that Jimmy is just happy that somebody used his name and acknowledged his existence. Even if
the only reason you used his name was to tell him to go die in a fire. When you type it on a message, it's just  much better. The "we hate Jimmy" thread on a popular forum might be read
by thousands of people. If that many people are reading about him, he must matter (hell, think of all the TV personalities who have made a career out of being hated).

As requested:

Forum frustrated guy: Heartinks Samuel

Obsessive compulsive personality: John Landers (writes “you’re cute/nice pic” to every online chick’s foto), Evidence & Almighty Stan (obsessed with their own hairs) Ozzy242 (toy cars)

Low (cyber) self esteem: EmoxLove, Jimmy

Special mention: Kiki (I still didn't read any post of her but she's very popular) Kotonashi, Kayra, Slacker, Guineveire, Sarah, Crystal (hard to identify one mean/important characteristic.. I suppose they’re “normal”?)

Special mention: EmoxLove, Jimmy (the most popular in this website - also Svetlana)

Special mention: Aunt Zelda (I add you as seral killer because you asked, and because you’re good looking)

Next post: Bolt mirror of society

By Th.Wilder 2010