Panda Nicole!
Its cause no one ever writes things involving you
It's true that originally her parents had no idea what to do with her. Neither is it known if her parents were of the bear type or that of human. From birth she was determined to make something of herself, and thus birthed her dream of professional hula hoop roller skating.Her first obstacle (outside of the person-panda mixup) was finding a pair of skates that would fit her four toed feet. fruitlessly for years she searched local pharmacies and sport outlets in desperate desire for a pair of wheeled shoes that expand exponentially at the toes. Eventually she stumbled upon a pair, well a legendary pair, and a local farmers market(thats an entirely different story arc). Having resolved that portion of her problem now it was time to find a hula hoop, that she bought at walmart, which coincidentally had a pair of roller skates that fit her... but oh well. And now began months and months which became years of training. *Insert lengthy montage piece here* Oh the joy that roller skating hoop brought her! Now to fulfill her dream and share her skills with the world! She skates and spins the hoop around her body, NAY, like it is a piece of her body, NAY, like its the physical expression of her soul! And she danced and lived and brought much happiness to the masses. As she grew wuestions blossomed in her inner voice... ones like 'who am i? what am i? can anyone love me? what am I going to have for dinner?' And answer she sought, and answers she found. Of course she was Pand Nicole, half panda half human, dinner would be fishsticks and french fries. As for the remaining question... well let me tell you about that. August 26th, 2002 Pand Nicole traveled from her homeland, Clinely, Idaho to Bishop, Oregon. ALong the way she stopped in a small Wendy's near St. Louis and met a guy, Dignan. Panda Nicole enters Wendy's, Dignan sees her, door doesn't swing shut, Coke stream ceases to enter the cup, smoke doesn't enter exhaust vents, womans foot stays in the air, ketchup doesnt drip on to man's shirt. And then time began again. Dignan had a little brother, Koala joe, and immediately felt close to Panda Nicole. She too was smitten with Dignan, and they started their life together that day.
pure drivel
It's true that originally her parents had no idea what to do with her. Neither is it known if her parents were of the bear type or that of human. From birth she was determined to make something of herself, and thus birthed her dream of professional hula hoop roller skating.Her first obstacle (outside of the person-panda mixup) was finding a pair of skates that would fit her four toed feet. fruitlessly for years she searched local pharmacies and sport outlets in desperate desire for a pair of wheeled shoes that expand exponentially at the toes. Eventually she stumbled upon a pair, well a legendary pair, and a local farmers market(thats an entirely different story arc). Having resolved that portion of her problem now it was time to find a hula hoop, that she bought at walmart, which coincidentally had a pair of roller skates that fit her... but oh well. And now began months and months which became years of training. *Insert lengthy montage piece here* Oh the joy that roller skating hoop brought her! Now to fulfill her dream and share her skills with the world! She skates and spins the hoop around her body, NAY, like it is a piece of her body, NAY, like its the physical expression of her soul! And she danced and lived and brought much happiness to the masses. As she grew wuestions blossomed in her inner voice... ones like 'who am i? what am i? can anyone love me? what am I going to have for dinner?' And answer she sought, and answers she found. Of course she was Pand Nicole, half panda half human, dinner would be fishsticks and french fries. As for the remaining question... well let me tell you about that. August 26th, 2002 Pand Nicole traveled from her homeland, Clinely, Idaho to Bishop, Oregon. ALong the way she stopped in a small Wendy's near St. Louis and met a guy, Dignan. Panda Nicole enters Wendy's, Dignan sees her, door doesn't swing shut, Coke stream ceases to enter the cup, smoke doesn't enter exhaust vents, womans foot stays in the air, ketchup doesnt drip on to man's shirt. And then time began again. Dignan had a little brother, Koala joe, and immediately felt close to Panda Nicole. She too was smitten with Dignan, and they started their life together that day.
pure drivel
Konnor
i do now remember you from the show, that jewish stalker girl right?
get to class!!
Apr 12, 2010
reckline
May 12, 2010
Knickletits
<3 :')
Feb 24, 2013