What the hell and who the hell invents this stuff

Someone invented electric underwear, do we really want to know why? No, not really...all I want to know is it is weird.

The other weird invention, washer and dryers that send you texts when your loads are done. Do you really want a text that reads, "Your underwear is clean," just think that can cause problems for us all?

These inventions are the single worse thing my exboyfriend has ever mentioned...then again it is real....just who invents this stuff?