What is the most awkward question you've ever been asked???

I prefer plucked peaches, with each hair carefully plucked one at a time.

Most awkward question I've been asked? Hard to say. It's something like one of the following.

"Can you draw her breasts blowing up?"

"Can you draw that cat's penis grow bigger?"

"Can you draw her with a dick?"

There's more, but those three are along the lines of what I was commonly asked in regards to my drawings.

"Is this yours or did you find some of my old ones?" Said my dad upon discovering a massive stash of vintage magazines in my bag. My friends older brother was throwing them out so I got them and gave them away at the pub in exchange for beer (they weren't for fapping purposes, that's why jesus invented the internet).

One that I wish I'd held on to was a first edition, first issue of 'Readers Wives' that's actually worth money now (in some particularly seedy circles). I don't want it for the money, just because I want to know how they broke the time-space continuum to get wives of readers of a magazine that hadn't been published yet.