An Aside:

Couldn't get to sleep the other night, wound up watching Bull Durham. That's right, fucking Bull Durham. In case you haven't seen it, Kevin Costner Susan Sarandon = BORING AS THE FUCKING WALKING DEAD. And actually, in defense of the walking dead, they do eat delicious brains, which is alot more exciting, and efficient, than numbing the brain with this silly shit. Kevin Costner is Hollywood's most boring actor, and baseball is America's most boring pastime. They must have gotten funding for this movie by pitching it as a sleeping aid for the elderly. And what madman cast Susan Sarandon as the slut? She's a charming and handsome woman, but she couldn't seduce her way out of a paper bag if it had just gotten out of paper bag prison. I would have given this shit a D for effort sheerly for my hetero-man-love Tim Robbins' participation, but to be honest, I don't think I would even include Bull Durham in my list of top 100 Tim Robbins Movies About Baseball and Old Sluts. In fact, if he'd strapped shoes to his knees and gone golfing, it wouldn't have made my list of Top 100 Dorf Movies. And in case you thought it was impossible to recognize the degrees of hilarity between different videos of a midget impersonator falling over, read this scholarly analysis of Dorf Goes Auto Racing from an Amazon.com user:

"First off, let me say that this was a hilarious video, just as all of the others in the Dorf Series. Having said that, I must say I was a little disappointed when I compare this to Dorf Goes Fishing."


Ugh.