A semi-long list...
(updated 11-09-10)
Of bands I created in about 5 mins. (the first 3)
Mustachioed Fury - Epic power metal band. All band members are required to have glorious 'staches. Failure to maintain 'stache at glorious level will result in immediate expulsion from band and possibly death.
Hyper-Sonic Hillbilly Assault - Bluegrass infused blackened-thrash metal band. Banjo and mandolin replace lead guitar, with rhythm guitar staying present in a reduced role. Vocalist is required to be his own uncle.
Bukkake Nation - Female fronted anarcho-punk/porno grind band. Lyrically the opposite of the Riot Grrl scene. Shows end with actual bukkake. Probably banned from every conceivable nation on earth, with the exception of Japan (thank you for pointing that out 9.0)
New addition!
The Bilge-Sucking Sea Dogs - Alcohol and coke addled party metal band. Actually believe themselves to be pirates. Most songs deal with rum, wenches, raping and pillaging, and cleaning the poop deck. Musically they sound like a combination of AC/DC, Andrew W.K, and Municipal Waste. Sea shanties and jigs are common during live performances as well as band members passing out due to mass alcohol consumption. Are rumored to be sponsored by Captain Morgan Rum.
Another addition!
Geek United Front - Also know as The GUF. A band comprised of Trekkies, techies, comic geeks, Tolkien fans, etc. A combination of punk rock and electronica, that will be called punktronica from now on. Enigmatic group as they have never performed live. Rumored to be complete shut-ins.
Only live show ever scheduled was cancelled due to a WOW raid. Lyrically they talk about subjects including (but not limited to) Mountain Dew, Cheetos, mechs, cost to benefit ratio of spells, fictional girlfriends and their latest characters stats. Probably all virgin males. Highly recommended.
Another one
The Crusaders Of Christ - A Hardcore right-wing Christian white metal/punk group, TCOC are militaristic in their music and actions. Bombed an abortion clinic in 96. Are fans of Glen Beck and the Westboro Baptist Church
Boredom demands I add another band!
The Great Potato Famine - Irish glam metal/folk band. A niche band that are well known for their wild stage shows and drunken antics. Irish folk melodies clash with LA glam type lyricsvbut somehow they manage to pull it off. Lead singer is inexplicably Australian. Once co-headlined a show with The Bilge-Sucking Sea Dogs. There is now a UN sanction forbidding the bands from performing together. Tampa will be missed.
Why do I keep doing this?
Mescaline Sunrise - a native American themed groove/psychadelic/stoner rock band. Mostly made up of a core group of friends who were big druggies in the 70's, the band came to be after they broke into a Indian reservation and experienced peyote for the first time. They experienced their first peyote induced sunrise and thereafter named their band after the event. Sometimes probe to acid flashbacks. Lead guitarist once attacked a audience member, thinking him to be a wild buffalo.
I think I'm going insane
Carnival Of The Forgotten - A group comprised primarily of carnies, clowns, and side-show freaks. Exact number of members is unknown due to their constantly rotating lineups. A avant garde styled musical project. The experimental nature of their music is hard to understand as there are many influences floating around. Among them, Mesopotamian and Asiatic melodies. A traveling troupe of gypsies, they also perform in circus performances at gig locations. Smell like cabbage. Small children have Bern know to disappear during their performances. Whether they join the Circus or are eaten remains unknown.
I think I'm going to kill myself
Razors, Tears, And Scars - A screamo band, fronted by the ever androgynous front man (woman?) Alex
Everding. Their albums are characterized by excesses of overly depressive lyrics and talk of suicide, with very little focus on the actual quality of music. Their live performances echo this, with band members being more concerned with appearances and/or cutting themselves onstage (though not in a cool way like GG Allin or Iggy Pop, more like a little girl cutting herself). On more than one occasion, band member have overdosed on pills, but they have yet to actually die. The world bemoans this fact.
Coup De Mullet - A personal favorite, the good ol' boys from down south play an energetic amalgamation of southern rock,
bluegrass and opera music. Frontman Bobby Ray Billy Bob founded the band
in 1974 after seeing Lynyrd Skynyrd perform 'Free Bird' live while high
on crystal meth. Albums and tours have been sparse due to repeated
jailings of various band members for offenses including, but not limited
to, domestic abuse, drug possession, weapon charges,, hate crimes,
kidnapping, assault, and one charge of bestiality. Shows are easily
recognizable due to the mass amounts of pickup trucks, Old Milwaukee
beer and firearms. Their concerts also attract a large of upper class
fans, who appreciate the band for their operatic elements. Clashes are
common and usually result in riots, that are ignored by band members due
to extreme intoxication. They are also rumored to be high ranking
members of the KKK. Highly recommended
Of bands I created in about 5 mins. (the first 3)
Mustachioed Fury - Epic power metal band. All band members are required to have glorious 'staches. Failure to maintain 'stache at glorious level will result in immediate expulsion from band and possibly death.
Hyper-Sonic Hillbilly Assault - Bluegrass infused blackened-thrash metal band. Banjo and mandolin replace lead guitar, with rhythm guitar staying present in a reduced role. Vocalist is required to be his own uncle.
Bukkake Nation - Female fronted anarcho-punk/porno grind band. Lyrically the opposite of the Riot Grrl scene. Shows end with actual bukkake. Probably banned from every conceivable nation on earth, with the exception of Japan (thank you for pointing that out 9.0)
New addition!
The Bilge-Sucking Sea Dogs - Alcohol and coke addled party metal band. Actually believe themselves to be pirates. Most songs deal with rum, wenches, raping and pillaging, and cleaning the poop deck. Musically they sound like a combination of AC/DC, Andrew W.K, and Municipal Waste. Sea shanties and jigs are common during live performances as well as band members passing out due to mass alcohol consumption. Are rumored to be sponsored by Captain Morgan Rum.
Another addition!
Geek United Front - Also know as The GUF. A band comprised of Trekkies, techies, comic geeks, Tolkien fans, etc. A combination of punk rock and electronica, that will be called punktronica from now on. Enigmatic group as they have never performed live. Rumored to be complete shut-ins.
Only live show ever scheduled was cancelled due to a WOW raid. Lyrically they talk about subjects including (but not limited to) Mountain Dew, Cheetos, mechs, cost to benefit ratio of spells, fictional girlfriends and their latest characters stats. Probably all virgin males. Highly recommended.
Another one
The Crusaders Of Christ - A Hardcore right-wing Christian white metal/punk group, TCOC are militaristic in their music and actions. Bombed an abortion clinic in 96. Are fans of Glen Beck and the Westboro Baptist Church
Boredom demands I add another band!
The Great Potato Famine - Irish glam metal/folk band. A niche band that are well known for their wild stage shows and drunken antics. Irish folk melodies clash with LA glam type lyricsvbut somehow they manage to pull it off. Lead singer is inexplicably Australian. Once co-headlined a show with The Bilge-Sucking Sea Dogs. There is now a UN sanction forbidding the bands from performing together. Tampa will be missed.
Why do I keep doing this?
Mescaline Sunrise - a native American themed groove/psychadelic/stoner rock band. Mostly made up of a core group of friends who were big druggies in the 70's, the band came to be after they broke into a Indian reservation and experienced peyote for the first time. They experienced their first peyote induced sunrise and thereafter named their band after the event. Sometimes probe to acid flashbacks. Lead guitarist once attacked a audience member, thinking him to be a wild buffalo.
I think I'm going insane
Carnival Of The Forgotten - A group comprised primarily of carnies, clowns, and side-show freaks. Exact number of members is unknown due to their constantly rotating lineups. A avant garde styled musical project. The experimental nature of their music is hard to understand as there are many influences floating around. Among them, Mesopotamian and Asiatic melodies. A traveling troupe of gypsies, they also perform in circus performances at gig locations. Smell like cabbage. Small children have Bern know to disappear during their performances. Whether they join the Circus or are eaten remains unknown.
I think I'm going to kill myself
Razors, Tears, And Scars - A screamo band, fronted by the ever androgynous front man (woman?) Alex
Everding. Their albums are characterized by excesses of overly depressive lyrics and talk of suicide, with very little focus on the actual quality of music. Their live performances echo this, with band members being more concerned with appearances and/or cutting themselves onstage (though not in a cool way like GG Allin or Iggy Pop, more like a little girl cutting herself). On more than one occasion, band member have overdosed on pills, but they have yet to actually die. The world bemoans this fact.
Coup De Mullet - A personal favorite, the good ol' boys from down south play an energetic amalgamation of southern rock,
bluegrass and opera music. Frontman Bobby Ray Billy Bob founded the band
in 1974 after seeing Lynyrd Skynyrd perform 'Free Bird' live while high
on crystal meth. Albums and tours have been sparse due to repeated
jailings of various band members for offenses including, but not limited
to, domestic abuse, drug possession, weapon charges,, hate crimes,
kidnapping, assault, and one charge of bestiality. Shows are easily
recognizable due to the mass amounts of pickup trucks, Old Milwaukee
beer and firearms. Their concerts also attract a large of upper class
fans, who appreciate the band for their operatic elements. Clashes are
common and usually result in riots, that are ignored by band members due
to extreme intoxication. They are also rumored to be high ranking
members of the KKK. Highly recommended
BasssGhosst
Jan 6, 2010
Amanda <3
Feb 4, 2010
The_Almighty_Stan
Nov 9, 2010