I have....

by The_Almighty_Stan

Nov 20, 2009

Decided that I need a girlfriend or at the very least a fwb Requirements: A vagina that tastes like blue gummi sharks. Gummi bears or peaches are also acceptable Beer flavored lips. Preference would be towards Guinness or Amber Bock. Nipples that double as cigarettes if and when I choose to suck/puff on them. Marlboro 27's please The ability to suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. Has to be able to cook

  • The_Almighty_Stan

    It's not like I'm asking for much...

    Nov 20, 2009

  • Chester

    I'll give you my mum's number.

    Nov 21, 2009

  • The_Almighty_Stan

    Scott I'll expect that phone number in my inbox by the end of the day.

    Nov 21, 2009