MC Confusing has more raps than zach braff takin a nap

[MC Confusing] Other rappers are comprehensible, not me First on the mic, MC Confusing! I took a piss on my nut sack and called it Jack Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap I attack mothafuckas wearin' purple backpacks And I snag on towel racks to take a shit on your track Yeah you whack, ‘cause everybody understands what you say But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste Then I say karate pencil case and put it on tape [MC Insecure] Yo I'm MC Insecure, what's up? I really don't think that I'm good enough To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt [Owww! Aw, I think I sprained my ankle You guys go ahead and finish the song without me] [MC Amnesia] Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch Woke up five days and go lying in a ditch Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember shit Apparently something happened that was traumatic I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything! What’s my mothafucking name? [Seriously does anyone know what my name is?] [MC Public Urination] Yo I'm MC Public Urination, what what? I take a fucking piss on the fucking sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I just wipe out my cock And empty my bladder while you mothafuckas watch! You other MC's can't handle this shit! You’re just a little bitch ‘fraid of peeing public You run to a toilet everytime you have to piss Yo fuck that shit, I just wipe out dick [MC Fatigue] Yo MC Fatigue yeah that's me Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep zzzzzz [Chorus-Chorus Guy] I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song) My part is kinda boring (I wish that I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash) ‘Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad) [Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is] Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss She said “Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick” I said “Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic” [MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily] Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily My rhymes are bad ass like Gandolfini You know he’s known for the Sopranos but he’s also in movies Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I didn’t really like ‘cause I don’t like Charlie Sheen Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that Wait, what was I saying? I think I got side-tracked. [MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3] Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy! [MC Lethal Weapon 4] MC Lethal Weapon 4 that's me I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy The 4 was also good together with Chris Rock and Jet Li! [MC shits My Pants Frequently] Yo I'm MC Shits My Pants Frequently It usually happens when I'm walking down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some fly ass hoes There we go, thank god I brought a change of clothes! [MC Final Verse] Yo I'm the MC with the final verse I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard But muthafuckas I don't really have the time So fuck that and come back to the Chorus Guy [Chorus-Chorus Guy] I’m still singing the chorus (Thank god we’re almost done) I hate singing the chorus (Such a boring fucking job) I'm gonna take my 40 bucks (That's what they paying me) And I'm gonna go get really drunk (Masturbate then go to sleep)