I was bowling at Dave & Buster's in Long Island one night and these 3 people got the lane next to us, I don't remember the name of the guy but the screen said the girls were Eugenia and Valeria. They were both dressed like emo pixies or something and they looked about 20, with a guy who was maybe 30. The guy bowled normally, but the girls swung their arms sideways and flicked their hair back while they dragged the ball across the ground like a gorilla. I'd think it was a joke, but they were getting really good scores.
They didn't say a word to each other the entire time, and at one point the guy pulled out a video camera and started recording them. It was like some kind of performance art piece. It was such a weird thing to see that my friend recorded it on her phone. I wish I had the video, but I don't really get along with her anymore. If I'm ever in a band or something, I'll want to call it Bowling like Eugenia. The whole thing was surreal.
Bowling like Eugenia
by Chill Pill
Aug 21, 2009