Been atleast 2 months since i ve been on

I am offically the village manwhore, or so the church down the street is acusing me of. I apparently go to the bar to drink (i havent really had a drink in about a year), to pick up girls (i have never been unfaithful to my wife or have had sex other then with her). Instead of talking with me about my so called actions they have spread this rumor throughout the town. I guess it really doesnt matter what kind of person you are, rumors trump the truth. The only thing is, i valued them as friends. Sadly enough friends can turn mean in a heartbeat.