Seriously?!? Dont fuckin EVEN, sir...

When was the last time you've wanted to punch someone that you cared about in the face, "trust fall" catch them on the way down, and consolingly shush them while they're crying and covering their bloody nose and explaining to them why this was all their fault and how it could have avoided?

Im pretty sure that whatever you're thinking I've already beaten, because this shit is happening as i write this SSSSON!!

Absolutely love the guy, but as everyone knows, the longer you live together the easier it gets to nit-pick and bicker about small things.

Example? Certainly.

You have the guys over? I could care less, thats cool because they're like brothers to me. I honestly can't think of one thing off the top of my head that i wouldn't do for these guys. Wait, scratch that. Butt Sex. Even if i was drugged and didnt remember or feel anything. Actually, you know what? If the drug wore off and I woke up in the middle of it, I'd think to myself 'Im sure he just had a bad day at work. His girlfriend IS being a huge bitch lately. Arent mid-terms coming up?' And then make a conscious decision to turn this drugged butt fondling into a consensual (unbenounced to him), but still motionless, butt plugging. THATS how much i love these guys.

NOW.

I dont care because I LOVE when they're over. Pick up after them a bit? Fuck yeah, that's not a problem, they're guests so I'm always happy to. But when they leave and you walk through the door and get a soar vag, NOT because you tripped and damn near twisted your neck (Linda Blair/Exorcist style) over the futon mat, beer bottles, cans, What-A-Burger drinks, bags and wrappers, and XBox controlers all over the living room floor that i wasn't even here for and had nothing to do with; but because out of ALL of that, you've somehow managed to scan over it all and "Predator Visioned" out MY can of Garnier Frutis hair spray by the X-mas tree. And now you wanna play silent treatment? I, good sir, have just started my monthly "stigmata" today...so for at LEAST 3-4 days, I know you're not going to win this battle. I promise.