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The New Religion - Drunks for Drink

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The New Religion - Drunks for Drink

The Simple Commandments: 1.) Drink massive amounts of alcohol. 2.) You're only an alcoholic if you go to AA meetings 3.) Do not go to AA meetings 4.) Drink more. 5.) Accept that you are happier when drunk.

Members: 7
Latest Activity: Jul 24, 2012

Prayer

Prayer in this illustrious religion is defined as:

The partaking in the holy communion.

The Holy Communion is defined as:

Drinking Alcohol. Lots of it. Like... seriously. LOTS of it.

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deciding the drunks prayer

Started by Jesse James. Last reply by The_Almighty_Stan Jan 15, 2010. 3 Replies

lets do something like the lords prayer but make it for our own religion!

I'm sick

Started by The_Almighty_Stan. Last reply by Andrew Jan 8, 2010. 1 Reply

And turned to my lord for help.The lord spoke unto me and said"One part nyquil, 2 parts scotch."And thus, The Drunken Hulk was born.Blessed by thy name.Continue

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Comment by ♥ Svetlana on September 7, 2010 at 9:42am
Are you drinking?

washed-up, on shore, the old yellow notebook
out again
I write from the bed
as I did last
year.
will see the doctor,
Monday.
"yes, doctor, weak legs, vertigo, head-
aches and my back
hurts."
"are you drinking?" he will ask.
"are you getting your
exercise, your
vitamins?"
I think that I am just ill
with life, the same stale yet
fluctuating
factors.
even at the track
I watch the horses run by
and it seems
meaningless.
I leave early after buying tickets on the
remaining races.
"taking off?" asks the motel
clerk.
"yes, it's boring,"
I tell him.
"If you think it's boring
out there," he tells me, "you oughta be
back here."
so here I am
propped up against my pillows
again
just an old guy
just an old writer
with a yellow
notebook.
something is
walking across the
floor
toward
me.
oh, it's just
my cat
this
time.
Comment by Jesse James on January 13, 2010 at 2:08pm
You have a very good point though we could put up boxing rings in every bar could be kinda funny if to see people try to get in them though.
Comment by Jesse James on January 13, 2010 at 1:57pm
I think if everyone in the world was drunk at any givin time there would be no war,
Comment by The_Almighty_Stan on January 8, 2010 at 5:14am
Heil, mein Alcohol!
Alcohol mixes with everything. Just sayin'
 

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