Favorite Joker Quotes!

[Agent of Chaos]

Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen. The boss sent me on a mission to see what you guys think was the best quote of the Mister J himself. Now the quotes could be from the old tv series to the comic books to even his latest show stealer The Dark Knight. Just post the quote, and well that's all, he never really gave me any other orders be sides that.... just get with the quotes!

Now the pics here are two examples you write as your favorite, and the boss isn't gonna kill me for posting the first pic, in fact he likes it.

[Antonio Raya]

I believe What doesnt kill you simpliy makes you Stranger, is my best quote of the Joker.

[Kelly Yergensen]

"You know, madness is a lot like gravity… sometimes all you need is a little push."

[Agent of Chaos]

Well while I'm at it I better put mine:

"Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So - me watching - he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, 'why so serious, son?' Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... 'Let's put a smile on that face!' And... 'Why so serious?'"

His first scar speech, hey that is the whole quote.

HAHAHAHAHA

[Antonio Hernandez]

my favorite......
They say it will only take ONE DAY to make the sanest man on earth to revert to lunacy
That's one step from where i am just ONE DAY and the whole world will be like ME

[iNerd Entertainment Kidd!]

Why So Serious??

&& Wen he tells Batman's wife about his scars: Come here. Hey! Look at me. So I had a wife, beautiful, like you, who tells me I worry too much. Who tells me I ought to smile more. Who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks... Look at me! One day, they carve her face. And we have no money for surgeries. She can't take it. I just want to see her smile again, hm? I just want her to know that I don't care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this......to myself. And you know what? She can't stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now I see the funny side. Now I'm always smiling!

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!

How about a magic trick?? I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.

[Grimmjow Jaggerjack]

"And kinda like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents, I must admit, it's sadly anti-climactic. Behind all the sturm and Batarangs, you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for Mommy and Daddy!"

Lol...

[William Garrett]

I don't have "A favorite" quote... but here are some of the best Joker quotes

To Grissom: "I've been dead once already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as, uh... therapy."

To crime boss at press conference after Grissom's death " Hello Vinny, it's your uncle bingo, time to pay the check" *Throws quill pen and kills him" "The pen is truly mightier than the sword"

"Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile."

Batman: [to Joker] Let her go! The Joker: [holding Rachel out of a window] Very poor choice of words... **Lets her go**

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... do things.

"But that's the downside of comedy, you're always taking shots from people who just don't get the joke. Like my father ...or Batman."

"And he didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I almost didn't get to sleep that night. That was the last time I'd used crushed glass..."

"Well, drown the kids and shoot the neighbours. We have a winner"

*Batman is beating the Joker up* Joker: Stop *Batman continues beating him* Joker: (shakier) Stop. *Batman continues beating him* STOP!!! *Batman stops* Joker: Stop me if you've heard this one!


"I find a knife is a great way to get under somebody's skin." ---- OK this one is probably my favorite