I HATE CLOWNS!!! They are scary, gross, annoying and make my skin crawl. My mom dressed up as a clown once and I almost decked her. I'll never forgive her for that.

Now I'm not talking about the blatently evil and psychotic clowns like ICP, the joker, harley quinn, captain spaulding or Pennywise from IT, those are ok. At least they are honest and up front about their sickness. I can admire that. 

I mean the casual amateur clowns, the ones who have fake smiles and eyes with no joy in them.

Those are the truly evil ones. They fashion balloon animals made out of filthy lies. Those are the really scary ones that you have to watch out for. They are allied with the pedobear and steal the souls of children.  Those are evil clowns.