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What excuse do you normaly use when God failed you. If he did at all. Maybe just a story reminds you one of these things. maybe you got more then one story care to share.? Maybe these helpfull little lines might help you deal with life. but here is a list of a few common ones.
LOL!
God Failed.
God Damn it!
God doesnt exist!
God mustve went on vacation.
God doesnt care.
God gots a better plan for me.
I really dont think about God anyways.
God Set this up for a test.
God got better things in mind
God works in mysterous ways.
Its wasnt god just the Devil.
God was letting me know worse things could happen.
God is really just a man, not God.
God doesnt work that way.
Its not within Gods powers.
Mustve been Gods saints not God.
Someone mustve been prayfull for me that weird way.
Things Needs to be, Its Gods way.
God doesnt intend for things to work that way.
Its Man not Gods.
Gods really that crippled man receiving SSI money on my paycheck enjoying his life.
Were is GOD!?
If you got one to add let me know!!

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Personal. If I use a favorate it'd be something like God went on vacation why? he knew it was going to happen anyways. Why sould I be belamed as unloving creation. give me a break at what Im doing. or dont I get a break for once. If you could do better why dont you do something. Im taking a vacation. Vacation after all makes everyone feel better. Its like hummm I dont got a good answer right now I'll give you a better one after my vacation.
GOD! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?!?!

I yell this out randomly then I laugh
He picked you for the furance of his affection.
epic failure on this post. God oh god why God? http://bolt.com/forum/topics/how-could-a-person-be-so-lame?x=1&... Why God Why. do you bring your people to this web site to do your good and turn us all away in your wrath to make us all burn a sinner? why did you bring this upon on us? oh why? I guess it goes under god damn it. Your so right of a God to burn us all in unforgiving hell fire. oh we just look up to thee. lol
In God We Trust
Here's mine:

God didn't write the bible!

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