What excuse do you normaly use when God failed you. If he did at all. Maybe just a story reminds you one of these things. maybe you got more then one story care to share.? Maybe these helpfull little lines might help you deal with life. but here is a list of a few common ones.
LOL!
God Failed.
God Damn it!
God doesnt exist!
God mustve went on vacation.
God doesnt care.
God gots a better plan for me.
I really dont think about God anyways.
God Set this up for a test.
God got better things in mind
God works in mysterous ways.
Its wasnt god just the Devil.
God was letting me know worse things could happen.
God is really just a man, not God.
God doesnt work that way.
Its not within Gods powers.
Mustve been Gods saints not God.
Someone mustve been prayfull for me that weird way.
Things Needs to be, Its Gods way.
God doesnt intend for things to work that way.
Its Man not Gods.
Gods really that crippled man receiving SSI money on my paycheck enjoying his life.
Were is GOD!?
If you got one to add let me know!!
Tags: God, Humor, if, what
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