What was one of your funniest moments on bolt? Be it quotes whatever..

[Kharmah]

I think one of my favorite quotes of all time would be from this guy [don't get mad if this was you ] who called him self DaSkaterBoy87 or something along those lines.

We all know how certain boards had their certain cliques, and I remember this guy was very religious and a lot of people always targeted him.
I pissed him off soo bad one day, totally disgusting him he was all


"Oh, btw, I don't need to apologize to Raya... she is even sicker than I am... I don't talk about the sick shit she does... like having a 20 inch dick that sings when a man rides it..

it was so great my real life friend [who used to be a bolt user as well ] and i added it to our favorite quotes of all time.

Ahh good times on those boards late at night. =D

Anyway, what about you guys?

Any funny quotes you remember? trolling stories? share on.

[spider]

me, being a bolt troll and becoming MOTD in 2006

that was the funniest moment of my troll life on the Random Thoughts board

[Calistar17]

Haha I was going to say something about a troll on the parenting board...

her name was... lakeishabadonkadonk ? I can't remember, but she gave us some laughs with the ghetto pregnant prom photos and drama. It was actually pretty funny shit.

Trolls were the best <3

[Kharmah]

Oh I wish my troll got MOTD.
She was pretty epic, no one even KNEW it was me until I finally came out the night before bolt shut down.
They were all shocked.

Maybe you guys will remember her, she went by Princess_Tallie [a wannabe " punk " who lived in her daddy's New York penthouse.

[CynthiaVS]

I remember Princess_Tallie!

[Kharmah]

yay! =D

[CynthiaVS]

hehe…
I know I have several files on bolt & their users somewhere in my computer… should search for them…

[Kharmah]

haha i'd love to read some of them trollings again. I always tried to act as cunty as possible.

[CynthiaVS]

I'm currently searching for those files… so far found a contact card from a girl called Lana (who I met during bolt final era) & a bunch of notes came back to my head…

[Cajuninferno]

this one time at band camp... no wait i was never in band camp...

this one time on bolt.... yeah... that promotion from T-mobile and everyone was trying to get everyone else to join their group so they could win stuff. making tagbook questions etc... never did get any prize did we. the promotion never did finish huh? oh the bolt times...

[CynthiaVS]

yeap, never got a thing!

[DJ Nicky Nick]

Oh wow there were so many lol!

-The S&D boards was one... great for comedic relief

"Oh MaH GaWd, My BoYfRiEnD wUz HuGgInG dIs GuRL n Da HaLl, He A ChEaTiNg )(#*$)(#@!!!! BuT i LuV hIm Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo MuCh!" WaT dO eYe Du???

Now bear in mind you the original post was funny enough as it was... (I loathed people that typed like that by the way lol) but as we all know they best was yet to come..... everyone's response, and lets face it. If you didn't have your shit together when you posted the original, you got put in front of the firing squad and hung out to dry when the responses came. Ahhh the days, I spent countless hours laughing endlessly on the boards. Of course I was also one of the one's crankin out responses, there ain't no tellin how many mid teen girls minds are scarred for life for some of the stuff we put them through, but L-O-Freakin L!

I do remember the badge whores too, UGH!!!! "Add me, add this, do this, i NEEEEED "THIS" badge! No wait THIS one, or do I want THAT one? Oh i dont know!!! I GOTTA HAVE THEM ALL!!

[Jennifer Gardner]

Ahhhhh I'm resurrecting a three year old post. One of my fondest memories was on the pro-choice/pro-life board when a girl named Firecracker started posting. To this day I pray this girl was a troll. She was 17 (supposedly) and her dad was building a shed on their property, because she was getting married. There was a separate menstrual hut. LOL Sorry, it was funny. Anyway, she came on about a month after her alleged wedding to inform us she was pregnant and that she was desperately looking for an all-Christian, all-woman birthing team because having a man's hands in her vagina was adultery and non-christian nurses might possess her newborn with demons.