What is the most awkward question you've ever been asked???

[Atma]

well for those who havent noticed i have a darker complexion and the most awkward question i was asked was "Hey where did you get your tan?"

[░▓░]

Not the most awkward, but the probably most often awkward question I get. "I like your accent, where are you from?"

[Jade West]

"How long you been in USA?"

[Dedita]

It's not so much an awkward question, as it is an awesome compliment. "That's your dick?!"

[Willsteak]

Mine usually is "How was sleeping with that whale?
So awk.
Dedita said:

It's not so much an awkward question, as it is an awesome compliment. "That's your dick?!"

[WaterFish22]

um, I got a text asking me why I siltier on the floor? (I guess they caught me in the act!) I don't know who sent it, but I got their phone number and their crazy friend phone number.

[Dario Western]

"Are you a pervert?"

[jason beal]

the most awkward qustion ive been asked would have to be why haven't i had sex yet?

[One Love]

I don't know if this is the most awkward question I've ever been asked, but it's the first thing that came to mind... "Does that entice you?" Pizza place/sex hotline lol

[Bufferkiller]

Talking to a woman that approached me at a bar several years ago, she asked me if she could smell my penis. Just an hour or so into talking and hitting it off, she blurts out that she wants to smell my man missle, and I let her. Then she said some things I'll not post here and took me home with her. I thought she was crazy, and I turned out to be right.

[Danina]

Well my last name is pretty common so it's funny when people ask if I know someone solely because we share the last name.

[DontGiveACareBear]

I brew my own beer. One day as I was talking to one of my coworkers I mentioned that and I guess he told a few other coworkers about my hobby because one day one of them came up to me and said, "When are you gonna bring me some of that hooch?" I was completely puzzled by his question because I had no frickin clue what "hooch" was. I had to ask for clarification a few times before I figured out that he was wanting me to bring him some beer.

[Nagi Naoe]

Awkward? Okay, there were a few because someone said i talked with an accent, this was in Texas mind you. "What country are you from?" I'm still trying figure out how people from Colorado have accents lol.