The pick-up bar

[Abel Christian (Jaberwocky)]

What are things you say or some good lines you use at the bar. Im going to hang out at the bar for a bit here see how it goes. I never hang down at the bar picking up loose women but sense things changed Im in for some new kinda action. I'll come back with some stories.

So what are your bar stories and or pick up lines. maybe just use this thread to randomly flirt

[NightHawk]

great moral lol

[NightHawk]

I have never turned a woman away with: "did you know that the word of the day is Legs? You didn't?? Lets go spread the word!"

... probably because I never tried it. I don't recommend pick-up lines in general haha.

[NightHawk]

if a girl said that to me, i'd probably attend that party.

[Mr. Owl]

"Those are some nice legs there...what time do they open?"

[Konnor]

walk up to target girl with a damp cloth, hold it to her mouth and ask 'does this smell like ether?' when she passes out swiftly carry outside to either: your car or the alley.

[Norita]

pretty lady never lights herself.

works wonders on damenz.

[PhonyMcRingRing]

'if i said you had a beautiful body would you lower your standards enough to sleep with me'

'your father must have been a thief....because he gouged out your eyes and crammed the bleeding sockets full of stars'

[Abel Christian (Jaberwocky)]

The bar idea was a total fail. I ended up sitting there by myself with the barkeep even busy

[PhonyMcRingRing]

did...did you bring some friends? or a wing-man or something?
Or if you plan to be there regularly, ideally you should make friends with the regulars. If its the kind of down-market student dive i frequent, cigarettes will go a long way with that, as all the regulars will inevitably be chain-smokers and mooching motherfuckers...