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at least you arent a virgin anymore
let me watch and ill let ya know:)
Let me just say this before I tell you what happened, there was a silly amount of drink and drugs involved......
I need to set the scene. Glasgow Rangers F.C had just won the league title on the very last day of the season(twice through the game our auld enemy Glasgow Septic had the title within their scummy grasp), my crowd of mates and their girlfriends had all ended back at my house after the game as arranged and we started celebrating. My best mate(we've been friends since we were 5 years old) and his burd had came up for the game and were staying at mine.
I vaguely remember waking up in my bed(fully clothed) with somebody grinding(I obviously thought it was my girlfriend) into my(fully clothed) arse. I'm thinking....Ideal, hangover sex, so I reach back(still half sleeping) and something doesn't feel right.The split second I grabbed a hard cock was the worst wake up call and the best hangover cure ever. It took me a fraction of a second to get from one end of the room to the other and do the Planes,Trains and Automobiles scene.
Let me get this straight, we didn't go to bed together but some how he ended u there when our burds were still up gossiping(does anybody else apart from me think I'm overcompensating).
suppressed mind....fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
I still get a shiver when I think about it.
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