Guess what?

[Dan]

I'm new. I'm a 22 year old child looking to make some friends so I can be less bored at work. I work for an Airline and my entire job revolves around making sure other people are doing their jobs. That is to say my job is sitting online all day while taking phone calls.

I like long walks on the beach and Yorkshire Terriers. That will be all.

[Konnor]

Manda Nicole is in fact the smartest baby I know! definitely more so than that creepy e-trade baby from the commercials

[Konnor]

you so just changed the picture unjustly! put it back !! or ill make more pictures of you as a panda!

[Konnor]

Fine!

[Dan]

I would actually enjoy breaking up the monotony with a little self combustion. Might brighten my day... Get it? brighten? I kill me.

[Dan]

I try. Except when I don't. Which is always.

[Dan]

Is it weird that it took me a good 30 seconds to figure out that pig Latin? I never got it. And about the Feng Shui. It's cool, I love Chinese food...

[Dan]

General Tso's Chicken Sandwich would be epic.

[Konnor]

no no dont listen to her! she just learned what feng shui is today and wanted to use it in a sentence

[The_Almighty_Stan]

Airport dude. Got it.

[Dan]

Mission accomplished.

[Dan]

I do get compensated fairly well. Not as much as I would like, but enough that I don't need for anything. I love the people I work with so it's not so bad.

[Dan]

yes way dude.