Fill In The Blank:

[Audrayy]

I was just ___________.





Mine:
I was just walking.
LAME

[Josie M]

i was just minding my own business when a midget jumped out the bush n attacked me damn lil focker

[Chester]

PLEASE say this really happened! Please..

I want this to happen to me. And I want someone to video it, while I get absolutely battered by a midget. Then I'll post it on Youtube.

[Josie M]

lol actually my friend lil steve does that all the time one day ima punt him like a football

[Chester]

Lol, that is amazing. I need to meet Lil Steve urgently, I'll bring a video camera.

Btw, why do they call him "Lil Steve"?

[Josie M]

lol cuz he only reaches a lil higher than my knees

[Josie M]

lmao hes pimpin already he rocks tiny suits all the time

[Audrayy]

gaay

[Andrew]

sleeping... =(

[haggis_hunter*lilly*]

i was just thinking how much i want a midget of my own ... and dress him up as a leprachaun and make him show me the pot...(of gold if he has it)

thanks atma .... now uv put midgets in my head i will be eternally disappointed :'(

i think ill go watch midget fights/jerry springer on you tube and cheer my self up :D

[Chester]

This is now, officially, a midget thread.

[Josie M]

lmao sorry bout that but if anyone is ever in jersey ib be glad to take em to midget town we can bring a net and catch them

[haggis_hunter*lilly*]

i love it...

i dont know where i heard it, might be an urban legend

but someone told me they got so fucked up on a stag do that they trashed their hotel room when the manager came he was tripping out his tree and thought it was a leprechaun was coming to kill him, tied the manager up and locked him in the wardrobe... when his friends came back they thought he was jocking only to open the wardrobe up to find the leprechaun was actually the midget manager .... i want this to happen aswell