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Cancer scare..LMAO
I don't know where else to put this so I'm putting it here.
Today My sister comes home from work, she works as a LPN for a asisted living facility and tells us that there was this lady today who went nuts and ripped her shirt and bra off and was running up and down the halls yelling that she had a lump of cancer on her boob, so my sister and a couple other nurses who work there get this lady settled down and back to to her room. The whole time the lady is screaming that she has cancer and is going to die. she then tells us that they had the lady examined and didn't see anything on her breasts. after fighting with the lady for some time she told them that it was underneath the boob. So they look under the boob...at this point I'm thinking this lady has a set of saggy watermelons. anyway when they pulled the boob up there was a lump but it wasn't cancer it was a huge wad of gum...I LMAO, I thought she was joking, she said it was crazy this lady totally lost her mind.
Today My sister comes home from work, she works as a LPN for a asisted living facility and tells us that there was this lady today who went nuts and ripped her shirt and bra off and was running up and down the halls yelling that she had a lump of cancer on her boob, so my sister and a couple other nurses who work there get this lady settled down and back to to her room. The whole time the lady is screaming that she has cancer and is going to die. she then tells us that they had the lady examined and didn't see anything on her breasts. after fighting with the lady for some time she told them that it was underneath the boob. So they look under the boob...at this point I'm thinking this lady has a set of saggy watermelons. anyway when they pulled the boob up there was a lump but it wasn't cancer it was a huge wad of gum...I LMAO, I thought she was joking, she said it was crazy this lady totally lost her mind.
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Permalink Reply by Calistar17 on -
Poor thing. I authorize my family to put me out of my misery if I ever get to that point in life.
My grandmother went through dementia right before she died. It was so sudden, we often thought the things she thought, and said were funny because they were so off the wall. If only we knew.
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Permalink Reply by Calistar17 on
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Oh no, I wasn't saying she had dementia, I was referring to being elderly, and having real scares like that. If she needs assisted living, and had that kind of reaction, obviously something isn't quite 100%. The comparison of my grandmother was just to say that you never know what someone is going through.
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Permalink Reply by Dillinger on -
I said the say thing how the hell did the gum get there, nobody knows. I told my sister maybe she was getting her freak on with a male resident and he used her tit as storage....lol
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Permalink Reply by The_Almighty_Stan on -
So.......did she start chewing the gum again? I bet that shit had titty flavor in it at that point.
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Permalink Reply by Shawn Scarborough on -
Wow how observant she is..... Couldn't you tell the difference between a wad of gum and a cancer lump? (OR) Was she just trying to get some unwanted attention? I hear people doing that sometimes....
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Permalink Reply by Shawn Scarborough on
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I think I just might be..... :)
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