A – Forum frustrated guy: is the guy who makes a new thread, he
knows he's just written the absolutely perfect post. It is such a good post
that he is checking every five seconds to see if there is a new answer. If he
gets a response he quickly dashes out his own reply that will appear half a
second later.
If there are no responses he will wait an eternity of five minutes before replying to his own thread with, "Whaaat, nobody has a comment? Helloooo???"
Normal desease is called: Low frustration tolerance. Is like a person seeking immediate gratification or avoiding immediate pain. At first this sounds like any whiny seven-year-old behaviour, who wants a toy, and will scream and pump his arms until he gets what he wants.
But unlike a kid, a quick smack to the back of the head won't shut this guy up.
Why? there never has been a tool for instant gratification like the Internet. Our parents thought television killed our attention spans, but, even with TV you still had to wait for the shows to come on. On the Internet, the videos start when you want. If they don't, off to another site. It trains all of us to be impatient.
B- Everybody reserves the right to mock people who post 300-word answer of misspelled nonsense. But when you have the situation where somebody posts a perfectly clear (and clever)
message but within their well-articulated points they dare to confuse "your" with "you're." … then somebody will flip the fuck out… now that's a problem...
Normal desease is called: OCPD (Obsessive compulsive personality disorder) and should
not be confused with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD). OCPD shares most obsessive
component of OCD, but it is different from OCD in that OCPD has the letter P in its name (kidding). So, that and people with OCPD do not perform the weird ritual actions of OCD'ers, like opening a door five times or having to always eat Pringles with the concave side up...?
It simply has an incredibly strict standard by which certain things must be done, to the point that (literally) can lead to violence.
Why? OCPD sufferers seem to feel an irrational fear that the world is sloppier, dirtier and more disorganized than it should be, that it's getting worse… and the world will fall to pieces unless "someone" (them) does something.
C - There is a place for everyone on the Internet to feel at home, But each forum, chat room or other online community seems to have a person or people who just don't fit in. I call it: the guy who everybody hates but who never leaves. It's not that they are necessarily horrible people. They get ridiculed constantly. Now you may figure this is no different than the picked-on nerd in high school, but unlike that kid always getting squished into a locker, these people are free to leave the website at any time. But they never do.
Normal disease is called: Self abasement (low –cyber- self esteem) Someone with the need for self-abasement feels that they should be perpetually punished for their doings. It's a ubconscious way to feel like they're paying back the world for their sins, or they're just so out of self-esteem that they can't have the energy to defend themselves.
But, and most important (in my point of view) thing is that the guy knows that hate is not the opposite of love. All that negative attention is still attention, and the abuse is still several steps
better than being ignored.
Why? So we establish that when you say, "Jimmy, go away (stink away), you're a retard" that Jimmy is just happy that somebody used his name and acknowledged his existence. Even if
the only reason you used his name was to tell him to go die in a fire. When you type it on a message, it's just much better. The "we hate Jimmy" thread on a popular forum might be read
by thousands of people. If that many people are reading about him, he must matter (hell, think of all the TV personalities who have made a career out of being hated).
As requested:
Forum frustrated guy: Heartinks Samuel
Obsessive compulsive personality: John Landers (writes “you’re cute/nice pic” to every online chick’s foto), Evidence & Almighty Stan (obsessed with their own hairs) Ozzy242 (toy cars)
Low (cyber) self esteem: EmoxLove, Jimmy
Special mention: Kiki (I still didn't read any post of her but she's very popular) Kotonashi, Kayra, Slacker, Guineveire, Sarah, Crystal (hard to identify one mean/important characteristic.. I suppose they’re “normal”?)
Special mention: EmoxLove, Jimmy (the most popular in this website - also Svetlana)
Special mention: Aunt Zelda (I add you as seral killer because you asked, and because you’re good looking)
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Permalink Reply by iaininlondon on February 25, 2013 at 6:55pm Theory A would not have applied on old bolt incarnations, as there were so many members posting so quickly.
Permalink Reply by Curious George on February 25, 2013 at 9:56pm October 4, 2010 ...ancient history.
Permalink Reply by ISAAH06 on February 28, 2013 at 10:48am This coming from the retard that clicks "Like" on his own post. iaininlondon you are nothing but a cock sucking wanker.
iaininlondon said:
Theory A would not have applied on old bolt incarnations, as there were so many members posting so quickly.
Permalink Reply by iaininlondon on February 28, 2013 at 8:09pm You are working yourself up into a lather. Continue
ISAAH06 said:
This coming from the retard that clicks "Like" on his own post. iaininlondon you are nothing but a cock sucking wanker.
iaininlondon said:Theory A would not have applied on old bolt incarnations, as there were so many members posting so quickly.
Permalink Reply by iaininlondon on March 3, 2013 at 5:57pm So nothing important has happened during my weekend vacation.
What have you achieved this weekend?
Permalink Reply by wordbaby on March 12, 2013 at 4:59pm achievments and vacations and shit? if i had that much money i'd be fucking pampering myself the fuck up
i'd be having motherfuckers pampering my shit left and fucking right thered be motherfuckers every hour on hour showing up to pamper me out
period
Permalink Reply by iaininlondon on March 13, 2013 at 5:58pm I'm not into getting myself pampered, just organizing and paying for my round the world trip. Incidentally my iphone wont work in the US as a phone unless I get a different SIM card. Thanks for the advice guys.
Permalink Reply by ISAAH06 on March 14, 2013 at 8:12pm You fucking goose. You and your fictional world trip bullshit. Do you have the only iPhone and/or service provider in the world that you cant enable International Roaming. Do you even have an iPhone or is that just bullshit too.
iaininlondon said:
I'm into sex with old men, just fucking and playing with me for pure round the world anal pleasure. Incidentally girls dont work for me, but BDSM with men over 70 is great advice guys.
Permalink Reply by iaininlondon on March 14, 2013 at 9:08pm International roaming is easy outside of the USA. The states have their own frequencies for phones. Have U been to the States before or are you still just a psychotic junkie?
Yes I have an iphone and I downloaded so many apps that I was forced by apple to organize them into folders. Don't make me an angry bird by calling me a goose!
ISAAH06 said:
You fucking goose. You and your fictional world trip bullshit. Do you have the only iPhone and/or service provider in the world that you cant enable International Roaming. Do you even have an iPhone or is that just bullshit too.
iaininlondon said:I'm into sex with old men, just fucking and playing with me for pure round the world anal pleasure. Incidentally girls dont work for me, but BDSM with men over 70 is great advice guys.
Permalink Reply by ISAAH06 on March 15, 2013 at 5:45am I do business in the US regularly fuckwit and we use the same phones and service that we use everywhere in the world. Every country has their own frequencies, you seriously think the US are going to exclude themselves from communicating with the world. That wouldn't be very smart now would it.
And "forced by apple to organize them into folders" LMFAO seriously you're fuckwit. You clearly don't know how a PC or Phone Hard drive works do you. Your need to make up bullshit stories is unexplainable, dude you're not just a goose, but easily the dumbest goose thats ever been on this version of Bolt.
iaininlondon said:
International roaming is easy outside of the USA. The states have their own frequencies for phones. Have U been to the States before or are you still just a psychotic junkie?
Yes I have an iphone and I downloaded so many apps that I was forced by apple to organize them into folders. Don't make me an angry bird by calling me a goose!
Permalink Reply by iaininlondon on March 15, 2013 at 9:34pm You do business in the US? - well you do have to maintain your source of drugs. You did not answer my simple question as to whether you have been to the states before?
The states did not comply with the rest of the world regarding telephone frequencies therefore they hyave problems with this when travelling to the rest of the world.
I can understand you being envious about me having an iphone; just think of how many you could have by giving up the drugs!
forced by apple to organize them into folders
ISAAH06 said:
I do business in the US regularly fuckwit and we use the same phones and service that we use everywhere in the world. Every country has their own frequencies, you seriously think the US are going to exclude themselves from communicating with the world. That wouldn't be very smart now would it.
And "forced by apple to organize them into folders" LMFAO seriously you're fuckwit. You clearly don't know how a PC or Phone Hard drive works do you. Your need to make up bullshit stories is unexplainable, dude you're not just a goose, but easily the dumbest goose thats ever been on this version of Bolt.
iaininlondon said:International roaming is easy outside of the USA. The states have their own frequencies for phones. Have U been to the States before or are you still just a psychotic junkie?
Yes I have an iphone and I downloaded so many apps that I was forced by apple to organize them into folders. Don't make me an angry bird by calling me a goose!
Permalink Reply by iaininlondon on March 15, 2013 at 10:28pm ISAAH06, it has been established that you are online. Are you man enough to reply?
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